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27th July 2009, 11:05am
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#1 | | El Chupa Libre
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| What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Crippled onion.
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27th July 2009, 11:06am
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#2 | | LAST SONG KILL AUDIENCE
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Watch out internet, Jaemi's bored. | 
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27th July 2009, 11:07am
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#3 | | El Chupa Libre
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Ill.
I'm Ill.
So I thought I'd give you all a few new jokes to claim as your own.
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27th July 2009, 11:09am
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#4 | | tired and emotional Editor
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Why are Elephants big, grey and wrinkly?
Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be aspirin.
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27th July 2009, 11:11am
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#5 | | El Chupa Libre
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
The people of Dubai don't like The Flintstones.
But the people of Abu Dahbi do.
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27th July 2009, 11:14am
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#6 | | tired and emotional Editor
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Man walks into a butcher's and asks the butcher "have you got a pig's head?"
"Aye, of course."
"Gie's a pound of sausages then, porky-pus."
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27th July 2009, 11:19am
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#7 | | Registered User Editor
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Justice Fingers. | |
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27th July 2009, 11:21am
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#8 | | tired and emotional Editor
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Gay guy walks into a butcher's and asks for a mince round.
The butcher says, "Aye, but make it quick, we're shutting in five minutes."
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27th July 2009, 11:22am
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#9 | | El Chupa Libre
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Hear about the lonely prisoner?
He was in his cell.
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27th July 2009, 11:34am
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#10 | | A bit on the sick side
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaemi  Crippled onion. | Brilliance, sheer brilliance 
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27th July 2009, 11:35am
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#11 | | tired and emotional Editor
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?
Because that's an oeuf.
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27th July 2009, 11:37am
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#12 | | Registered User Editor
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
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27th July 2009, 11:38am
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#13 | | El Chupa Libre
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
This wee jewish boy asks his dad for a loan of £20.
Angrily his dad replies:
£15?!
I've no got a tenner!
Why d'ye want a fiver?
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27th July 2009, 11:40am
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#14 | | tired and emotional Editor
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
Did you hear about the Frenchman who was allergic to the number eight?
He had a huit intolerance.
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27th July 2009, 11:41am
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#15 | | Lady Of War
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| Re: What do You Call a Packet of Crisps In A Wheelchair?
when dating a woman, how young is too young?
when you need to make choo choo noises to get your cock in her mouth
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