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Watch out internet, Jaemi's bored.
Crippled onion.
Do it or don't. I've got places to be.
Watch out internet, Jaemi's bored.
Mark E. McKeown: I will NOT be graceful, I will SHOW MY WORKING.
Clear Air Turbulence: The best hardstyle money can buy.
Bunny & The Misshapes: Really?
Ill.
I'm Ill.
So I thought I'd give you all a few new jokes to claim as your own.
Do it or don't. I've got places to be.
Why are Elephants big, grey and wrinkly?
Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be aspirin.
Willies.
The people of Dubai don't like The Flintstones.
But the people of Abu Dahbi do.
Do it or don't. I've got places to be.
Man walks into a butcher's and asks the butcher "have you got a pig's head?"
"Aye, of course."
"Gie's a pound of sausages then, porky-pus."
Willies.
What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Justice Fingers.
Gay guy walks into a butcher's and asks for a mince round.
The butcher says, "Aye, but make it quick, we're shutting in five minutes."
Willies.
Hear about the lonely prisoner?
He was in his cell.
Do it or don't. I've got places to be.
Brilliance, sheer brillianceOriginally Posted by Jaemi
"i could see her going at it like a dog eating hot chips"
Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?
Because that's an oeuf.
Willies.
What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.
This wee jewish boy asks his dad for a loan of £20.
Angrily his dad replies:
£15?!
I've no got a tenner!
Why d'ye want a fiver?
Do it or don't. I've got places to be.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who was allergic to the number eight?
He had a huit intolerance.
Willies.
when dating a woman, how young is too young?
when you need to make choo choo noises to get your cock in her mouth
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