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12th October 2009, 6:40pm
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#1 | | LAST SONG KILL AUDIENCE
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glesgae
Posts: 33,173
| Smiling at people in the street.
I always do this, just about everyone looks at me like I'm a lunatic.
(Though very occasionally you'll get a wee old woman saying thank you and complaining that people never smile and greet each other in the street any more.) | 
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12th October 2009, 6:42pm
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#2 | | preTeEN SEXfiENd
Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: is everything.
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| Re: Smiling at people in the street.
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Originally Posted by MarkMono  I always do this, just about everyone looks at me like I'm a lunatic. | You're usually wanking at the same time though. | |
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12th October 2009, 6:46pm
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#3 | | LAST SONG KILL AUDIENCE
Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Glesgae
Posts: 33,173
| Re: Smiling at people in the street.
It's technically a blow job if you're balancing a severed head on the end. | |
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12th October 2009, 6:58pm
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#4 | | Wide as the Clyde
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 8,535
| Re: Smiling at people in the street.
I like it when old men say 'Good Morning!' when they walk past you in the street. | |
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12th October 2009, 7:07pm
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#5 | | Drop dead gorgeous
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Glasgow/Aberdee
Posts: 1,667
| Re: Smiling at people in the street.
I like exchanging smiles with people in the street but I get really flustered when they say hello..like it's a little too much contact.
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12th October 2009, 7:18pm
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#6 | | 33 Rounds Per Minute
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Clydebank
Posts: 20,383
| Re: Smiling at people in the street.
Tend to only smile if they're older.
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12th October 2009, 7:22pm
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#7 | | Filth-kitten
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Under a rock
Posts: 7,328
| Re: Smiling at people in the street.
Smiling is fine, I do that if I'm in a good mood. Feels good.
Being yelled at to 'GIVE US A SMILE, LOVE' by complete strangers in cars/across the road/RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO YOU who you haven't even noticed because you were minding your own business is really, really annoying. If they add 'IT'S NOT ALL THAT BAD' because they seemingly know just how your day's been going, that gets them extra self-important prat points. | |
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12th October 2009, 7:30pm
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#8 | | went to the loo
Join Date: May 2001 Location: Near a beach
Posts: 9,145
| Re: Smiling at people in the street.
See, this is a total pro about living in Helensburgh - wee old people saying hello when you are out running your errands in the morning! I like to banter to people that are in awkward situations, like one guy that was dragging a huge sack of cut grass up a hill, i nodded and said 'poor you, onto plums eh?' - and he stopped and had a wee chuckle to himself!
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12th October 2009, 7:39pm
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#9 | | ...playground tactics...
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Manchester
Posts: 3,264
| Re: Smiling at people in the street.
Old people always smile back (of course sometimes this backfires - like today when I smiled at an old lady at the bus stop and then she sat next me and chatted for a half hour.) Actually, it wasn't that bad I do have a tendancy to smile at anyone whose eye I catch (I blame my job) and it can get a bit weird - Mums with little kids tend to give right suspicious looks.
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12th October 2009, 7:47pm
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#10 | | Wide as the Clyde
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 8,535
| Re: Smiling at people in the street.
haha, i done that with an old lady on the bus once and we ended up going for tea and cake together. | |
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12th October 2009, 7:51pm
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#11 | | Vibrouk2003
Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The same place
Posts: 20,225
| Re: Smiling at people in the street.
If a girl smiles at me I fuck them. | |
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12th October 2009, 7:52pm
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#12 | | ...playground tactics...
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Manchester
Posts: 3,264
| Re: Smiling at people in the street.
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Originally Posted by JennyPiccolo haha, i done that with an old lady on the bus once and we ended up going for tea and cake together. | Ooh - good cake?
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12th October 2009, 7:57pm
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#13 | | Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: glasgow
Posts: 51
| Re: Smiling at people in the street.
i smiled at a girl who was walking along suchiehall street. i didnt even think the guy walking a few paces behind her would be her boyfriend. "he said here you ur yoo looking et ma burd"
i just kept on walking, i looked back and saw them both arguing | 
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12th October 2009, 7:59pm
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#14 | | Vibrouk2003
Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The same place
Posts: 20,225
| Re: Smiling at people in the street.
Shoulda stabbed him then raped his girlfriend. | |
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12th October 2009, 8:05pm
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#15 | | El Chupa Libre
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: A Strange Bed
Posts: 31,568
| Re: Smiling at people in the street.
If I catch someone's eye in the street, I spend a few mins sussing them out before deciding whether or not to smile.
Maybe Mark's just got a strange smile.
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