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3rd May 2008, 10:16am
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#61 | | keep it unreal
Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: [Sheffield]
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Originally Posted by Slipknot131285  What do u think we would do to get it out | Use a giant pair of tweezers!! 
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3rd May 2008, 10:27am
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#62 | | Filth-kitten
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Under a rock
Posts: 1,617
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Originally Posted by Frankie LiDeo Someone tries to be helpful, share negative experiences (Like HIV Cassie in Home & Away), gets insulted. Slipknot131285, I salute you. | It wouldn't be Teh Intarwebs if it was any other way.
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3rd May 2008, 10:32am
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#63 | | Let's 'ave a sniff of it
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Unsexy Manor
Posts: 6,345
| Re: warning about sex!
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Originally Posted by ELLIETRONIC* Use a giant pair of tweezers!! | Whack some petroleum jelly in the problem area, to dissolve the condom?
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3rd May 2008, 1:30pm
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#64 | | keep it unreal
Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: [Sheffield]
Posts: 26
| Re: warning about sex!
Maybe she sent a small rodent such as a pet hamster up there on a rescue mission, armed with tweezers and Pjelly.
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3rd May 2008, 1:31pm
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#65 | | Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 26,720
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2002 certainly was the peak of the 'golden age' for Alternative Nation.  | |
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4th May 2008, 11:10am
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#66 | | the quintessential outlaw
Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: rollin' deep
Posts: 7,608
| Re: warning about sex!
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Originally Posted by LesMTS Infraction for Supernothing on the way. | I woulda got away with it if it wasn't for that pesky child catcher!
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15th May 2008, 1:12pm
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#67 | | Caissa's DeathAngel
Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Beneath a blade
Posts: 16,544
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Originally Posted by Poison#X <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L-JzI8Zxx5A&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L-JzI8Zxx5A&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> | This is the video btw since that doesn't work:
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15th May 2008, 1:22pm
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#68 | | Slayer of peanuts!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Clydebank
Posts: 504
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Originally Posted by ELLIETRONIC* Maybe she sent a small rodent such as a pet hamster up there on a rescue mission, armed with tweezers and Pjelly. | The hamster thing reminds me of that apparrent story going around about wo gay guys who were 'having fun' with a hamster, and it got stuck up one the guys ass, hospital had to surgicaly remove it 
Please, please, no one prove to me its actualy true!
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15th May 2008, 1:41pm
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#69 | | Was Stuck in '92, Got out
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Anniesland / Dr
Posts: 2,974
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__________________ "You expect me to walk ?!?!"
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15th May 2008, 2:09pm
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#70 | | Larger Than Life
Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Mankyland
Posts: 16,870
| Re: warning about sex!
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Originally Posted by mishelle The hamster thing reminds me of that apparrent story going around about wo gay guys who were 'having fun' with a hamster, and it got stuck up one the guys ass, hospital had to surgicaly remove it
Please, please, no one prove to me its actualy true!
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There's an audio file of the story being read by a news reader, who cracks up with a fit of the giggles when trying to read the story.. You really should try and find it..
*edit... Found it.. http://www.fugly.com/audio/585/armageddon_letter.html
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15th May 2008, 2:20pm
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#71 | | EVIL/NICE.
Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh.
Posts: 3,164
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Originally Posted by Largest of Als | I remember hearing that wayyyyyyyyyy back, still brings a tear to my eye! 
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15th May 2008, 2:32pm
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#72 | | I AM GODZILLA!
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: 308
Posts: 21,522
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Originally Posted by Addy | thanks, i wasnt payin attention 
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15th May 2008, 2:38pm
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#73 | | WillShock&Appall
Join Date: May 2001 Location: Near a beach
Posts: 7,852
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Forgot that Sebb had 2 other accounts.
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15th May 2008, 4:37pm
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#74 | | Slayer of peanuts!
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Clydebank
Posts: 504
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Why?!?!? Just why would you wanna put a wee hamster up yer bum!??!?
The reason escapes me totaly!
Story is funny as fook though!
Does anyone remember that show on ch5 '100 things removed from the human body' ? One was a guy who had a whole pint glass in his bum. I was astonished he even managed to get to A&E with it still totaly intact! Dunno whether thats somethin to be proud of or be ashamed of, just the sheer fact the muscles werent doin their job, to be crude about it :s | |
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15th May 2008, 5:00pm
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#75 | | Heiliger Bimbam!
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 2,685
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heh, i remember that. somebody put cement up their jaxie as well and burned his insides due to the chemicals in the cement! | |
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