The pope don't work, cause the vandals took the candles

[i_am_blip]

Stem the boredom by laughing at people's interpretations of songs.
Kiss This Guy

[Tommy]

Song: Perfect Day
Artist: Lou Reed
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The real lyrics were:
You're going to reap just what you sow

But I misheard them as:
You're going to read just wash your soap

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Who the hell thought that? Idiots.

[Tommy]

Song: Scatman
Artist: Scatman John
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The real lyrics were:
I'm the scatman.

But I misheard them as:
I'm a stuntman.

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A "stuntman"?!?! Wit?! What was the battery low in the hearing aid that day. I think this has all been made up. What a load of keech. A "Stuntman"......

[Tommy]

Song: Pure Massacre
Artist: Silverchair
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The real lyrics were:
Pure massacre

But I misheard them as:
Peel my cigar.

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PEEL MY wit!? Cigar? Would someone not have the common sense to think, "Oh I wonder if thats the title of the song." Was Daniel Johns sitting in in the middle of the conflict asking some GI to take the end of his Cuban? NO.

[Tool_ogt]

Song: Pink Floyd - Wish you were here

The real lyrics were:
Would you exchange
a walk-on part in the war
for the lead role in a cage

But I misheard them as:
Would you exchange
a welcome part in the war
for a negro in a cage

[i_am_blip]

Song: I Can See Clearly Now
Artist: Johnny Nash


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The real lyrics were:
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone.

But I misheard them as:
I can see clearly now my brain is gone, I can see all orchestras in my day.

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ah, i think his lobotomy explains it.

i like their explainations, trying to dig themselves out of the hole entitled "SPAZZ"

[XMachina]

Simply Red- Bunnies too tight to mention.

[Rev Scapegoat]

Originally Posted by GreggusXMachina

Simply Red- Bunnies too tight to mention.

Indeed!

[XMachina]

rather good? I was amused that I was not the only one to make that mistake

[XMachina]

I get High
I get High
I get Highhhhhhhhh
I wanna hold your hand...

[flying_rat]

Song: There Must Be an Angel (Playing With my Heart)
Artist: Eurythmics

When I was wee I used to love this song and sing away in my bumper seat in the back of the car. But instead of singing "I'm thrown and overblown with bliss" I used to sing a line about being "overgrown with flees".And instead of singin "must be talkin to an angel" i used to sing "must be talkin to an eejit"

My mums bad for it too...she always sings Atomic Kitten on the karaoke (which is bad enough!) but instead of singin "you can make me whole again", she ALWAYS sings "you can take me home again"...she actually thinks those are the words, shes not trying to be funny. Oh dear mum

[i_am_blip]

nuclear pussy - you can fill my hole again

[poprock]

Okay, some fucker put the new Take That album on in our studio.

I think the lyric repeated to fadeout on one of the songs is “Ain’t no sense in love”, but I heard it as “Anal sex in love”, and had to concentrate really hard to figure out what it was actually meant to be.

[poprock]

The Arcade Fire — Rebellion (Lies)

“Skin yourself, skin your daughter …”

Bit graphic there, guys.