In the arms of a big hairy bloke?
9am.
This is the worst I've ever looked and the best I've ever felt.
Do it or don't. I've got places to be.
That too.
Do it or don't. I've got places to be.
Cum face?
Al
"I'm looking for freaks to burn out stars with, searching for misfits to get lost with."
Considering it's my face sqeezed against my neck giving MAXIMUM FATNESS it's no bad, aye.
You've turned into a right bitch these days, what's happened?
Did your imaginary burd leave you? Cheat on you with one of your imaginary work mates from one of your 5 imaginary jobs? Did she take a huge chunk of your imaginary wages with her?
Or have just been spending too much time online watching TV shows and eating pot noodles and wanking in the dark onto your pillow case?
Do it or don't. I've got places to be.
It would be funny, if it wasn't true.
And for the record, I spotted the fact that this bit; "The answer is boredom though. Although I do love the idea that you think I spend a lot of time on-line when you've been a member nearly two years less than me and have almost as many posts as me on here!" was posted after your original "that's nearly funny".
I've got more posts on this forum than you do, and what? You're not for one minute about to say your ENTIRE time onlin is just on AltNation.
Let's see you post a picture of yourself looking an utter mess, too self conscious? Honest to fuck "hahahaha you look a mess in that picture." That's the point ya banger.
Do it or don't. I've got places to be.
Do it or don't. I've got places to be.
What's with the "maybe you're parents will buy you", where do you get that idea..I'm curious?
I was going to ask to borrow the money off you, since you must be a millionaire given the amount of jobs you've got, money you've won in the bookies in the last couple of months and you're 60k (quoted) salary.
Do it or don't. I've got places to be.
To be fair, I see no double chin. Only a bit of skin bunched up.
I'm not saying for one second that the guy's not a prick - he blatantly is (ho ho ho), but pointing out that someone looks a mess when that's the point of their post is a bit...stupid. Keep digging that hole, buddy!
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