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Old 15th April 2009, 12:56pm   #3991
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Old 15th April 2009, 1:04pm   #3993
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Old 15th April 2009, 1:09pm   #3994
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Plenty. I can't go into most of them as the thread title would need NSFW tags around it. Suffice to say, she would get stuffed like a Christmas turkey and no mistake.
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Plenty. I can't go into most of them as the thread title would need NSFW tags around it. Suffice to say, she would get stuffed like a Christmas turkey and no mistake.
In an abdominal cavity formed by the removal of all of her organs?
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In an abdominal cavity formed by the removal of all of her organs?
Correct. If possible I'd keep her under local anesthetic and hang her still attached internal organs off of sterilised equiptment so as not to kill her.

I would then fill the cavity with a stuffing comprised of apple and cranberry (controversial I know, but I like to to be on the cutting edge) and then proceed to get her fucking rammed.
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Old 15th April 2009, 1:25pm   #3997
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There's a lot of utter fucking slowness going round these days.

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Correct. If possible I'd keep her under local anesthetic and hang her still attached internal organs off of sterilised equiptment so as not to kill her.

I would then fill the cavity with a stuffing comprised of apple and cranberry (controversial I know, but I like to to be on the cutting edge) and then proceed to get her fucking rammed.
You've been reading a lot of Garth Ennis, haven't you?
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Pfft. I'm Ennis' go-to guy when he needs to take that shit to the next level.

Thinking about it, I can't imagine a better job for me than 'Rawness Advisor'.
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Old 15th April 2009, 1:51pm   #3999
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Someone's gonna have to explain the 'not Irish' thing to me but I get the feeling halfway through I'll be sorry I asked.
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Old 15th April 2009, 1:57pm   #4001
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It was just me being a twat and drunkenly arguing that 'i'm irish' for a good 20 minutes when i was born in Glasgow. Nothing else to it, 'cept folk winding me up about it.
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Old 15th April 2009, 2:40pm   #4002
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Rachael looking at a photo of herself and trying to work out how her face resembles an elbow cracks me up.

Psycho doing it is kind of expected.
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Old 15th April 2009, 3:12pm   #4003
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I have half a functioning set of eyes. I have an excuse.

I thought you were slagging my chin

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I would then fill the cavity with a stuffing comprised of apple and cranberry (controversial I know, but I like to to be on the cutting edge) and then proceed to get her fucking rammed.
At least this was funny.
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Old 15th April 2009, 4:02pm   #4004
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Old 15th April 2009, 4:18pm   #4005
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It's as much for your good as hers.
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