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27th September 2005, 2:00pm
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#16 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
good show.
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27th September 2005, 2:00pm
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#17 | | Dean Keenan Fan Club
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Dickie Bird?
Dickie Bird was a world class cricket umpire from Barnsley and Michael Jackson gets wee boys drunk and has sex with them and wishes he was white.
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27th September 2005, 2:03pm
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#18 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasoreass
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27th September 2005, 2:03pm
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#19 | | Guest | Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
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Originally Posted by Stew I've put a warning into the thread title to warn off the easily offended. | Easily offended?  | |
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27th September 2005, 2:04pm
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#20 | | Registered User
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
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Originally Posted by Vonnie Easily offended? | 99.99% of the people alive on the face of the plannet?  | |
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27th September 2005, 2:04pm
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#21 | | Registered User
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Originally Posted by Stew I've put a warning into the thread title to warn off the easily offended. | That was probably a good idea ..... these jokes arent actually funny ..... just meant to shock  | |
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27th September 2005, 2:06pm
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#22 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
what's got four legs and goes "shhhhhhhh'
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rod hull's tv
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27th September 2005, 2:08pm
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#23 | | All can go sook ma boaby
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple waits until you're 13 before coming on your face. | |
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27th September 2005, 2:12pm
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#24 | | All can go sook ma boaby
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
Fuck meant to add these onto last post and pressed reply, anyway ive got shitloads i think might be offensive so heres few mare.
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A Catholic priest, a Boy Scout leader and a lawyer take some boys out on an adventure trip. On the flight over, there is engine trouble and the plane is about to go down.
"We have a problem", says the pilot. "There are only three parachutes!"
The Boy Scout leader suggests they give them to the boys.
"Screw the boys," shouts the lawyer.
"Is there time?" asks the priest
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Q = What's the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A = It only takes one nail to hang up the picture
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Jesus walks into a motel, throws a bag of nails on the counter and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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Q = What's white and zips across the sky at 100 mph followed by a band of angels?
A = The coming of the Lord.
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27th September 2005, 2:14pm
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
Dont know if this one is sick or just plain crap....
Whats the difference between a dead girl and a girl still alive
Dead girls cant say no. | |
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27th September 2005, 2:17pm
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#26 | | All can go sook ma boaby
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Airdrie
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
I used to be into S & M, bestiality, and necrophilia, but then I realized
I was just beating a dead horse ... | |
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27th September 2005, 2:18pm
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#27 | | Registered User
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
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Originally Posted by DiamondAFC Fuck meant to add these onto last post and pressed reply, anyway ive got shitloads i think might be offensive so heres few mare.
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A Catholic priest, a Boy Scout leader and a lawyer take some boys out on an adventure trip. On the flight over, there is engine trouble and the plane is about to go down.
"We have a problem", says the pilot. "There are only three parachutes!"
The Boy Scout leader suggests they give them to the boys.
"Screw the boys," shouts the lawyer.
"Is there time?" asks the priest
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Q = What's the difference between real Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A = It only takes one nail to hang up the picture
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Jesus walks into a motel, throws a bag of nails on the counter and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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Q = What's white and zips across the sky at 100 mph followed by a band of angels?
A = The coming of the Lord.
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27th September 2005, 2:20pm
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#28 | | Dean Keenan Fan Club
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
I like how people know it's gonna be offensive but come in and neg rep you anyway 
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27th September 2005, 2:22pm
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#29 | | Guest | Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
Some people think blatant offensiveness is worth expressing their disagreement. | |
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27th September 2005, 2:23pm
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#30 | | Dean Keenan Fan Club
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
Some people just like moaning
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