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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    Oh fuck off Mick, you know me far better than that. Just because something says "shockin jokes" in the title doesn't mean that it's suddenly ok to post jokes about raping weans.

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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    I would have thought the title "shockin' jokes" meant that was the name of the game. Anyone reading the thread title at the very least would know what was coming and if you hadn't guessed the first post would have given you a clue. If you're offended by these jokes, clearly tongue in cheek, then why read on unless you fancy a moan?

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    Re: Reported post: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    Leave it as it is. There is a warning in the thread title. People don't have to open it.
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    aw... neg rep for me, i must have touched a nerve. any one else get neg reps?
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    Quote Originally Posted by Vonnie
    Oh fuck off Mick, you know me far better than that. Just because something says "shockin jokes" in the title doesn't mean that it's suddenly ok to post jokes about raping weans.
    i'm sorry, well, what did the elderly lady get for her 84th christmas...

    stop moaning for the sake of moaning if your offended by shit like this dont read it.
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    Quote Originally Posted by Vonnie
    Oh fuck off Mick, you know me far better than that. Just because something says "shockin jokes" in the title doesn't mean that it's suddenly ok to post jokes about raping weans.
    I reckon it's fair game.

    What kind of shocking jokes do you expect, and think are fine?

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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    what's the best thing about shagging twenty-seven year-olds?

    there's twenty of them.

    (awaits negs, but giggles immaturely)

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    whats funnier than a dead baby?

    a dead baby in a clown suit


    for those offended by the word BABY you can now swap it for TURNIP.
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    I'd not mind this thread so much, but the standards of grammar are shocking.

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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

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    aw... neg rep for me, i must have touched a nerve. any one else get neg reps?
    i didn't, but i only talked about Londoners! don't agree with anyone getting neg repped for posting in here - shouldn't be reading the thread if you're gonna take offense.
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    Blatantly stealing most of these off B3ta:

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    You can finish cumming in its mouth.


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    Young lady goes to Doctor with abdominal twinges. He runs the usual gamut of tests, and sit her down.
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    "Why?" she replies, "Am I pregnant?"
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    Bob and his wife are expecting a baby. It's been 9 months and the baby is due at any time. One day, Bob gets a call at work, and a voice on the line says, "come down right away, your wife is going into labor!"
    After half an hour of traffic and frantic driving, Bob finally makes it to the hospital. He runs inside, and searches high and low for his wife, with no success. Finally he stumbles upon the nursery, and he sees a young nurse. She's holding a bundle of cloth, and from it a tiny little head pokes out. "Sir," says the nurse, "this is your baby." Bob is astonished, and a wave of joy rushes over him.
    The nurse drops the baby on the floor.
    Bob goes apeshit. "WHAT THE FUCK are you DOING!" he shouts.
    Then the nurse starts to kick the baby around on the floor like a soccer ball. After she's done with that, she picks the baby up and throws it against the wall. "Stop it! STOP! You're killing my baby!" says Bob. The nurse turns and smiles.
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    "To answer this I need you to pull down your knickers." he says.
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    "You'll be six tomorrow" Grandad says.
    "How did you know that?" replies Katie.
    "Because I heard you saying it to your dad."

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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    What do you get when you stab a 12 year old boy?


    Fuck..dunno bout you, but I get a mighty strong erection..

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    Quote Originally Posted by shuriken
    i didn't, but i only talked about Londoners! don't agree with anyone getting neg repped for posting in here - shouldn't be reading the thread if you're gonna take offense.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROG
    SORRY CHIEF DIDNT MEAN YOU
    is cool. didn't think ya did.

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