Most shockin jokes? *Note: offensive content within, but site rules still apply* - Page 3

27th September 2005, 2:24pm

Oh fuck off Mick, you know me far better than that. Just because something says "shockin jokes" in the title doesn't mean that it's suddenly ok to post jokes about raping weans.

¡Punk! · 27th September 2005, 2:27pm

I would have thought the title "shockin' jokes" meant that was the name of the game. Anyone reading the thread title at the very least would know what was coming and if you hadn't guessed the first post would have given you a clue. If you're offended by these jokes, clearly tongue in cheek, then why read on unless you fancy a moan?

Warped · 27th September 2005, 2:48pm

Leave it as it is. There is a warning in the thread title. People don't have to open it.

ROG · 27th September 2005, 4:29pm

aw... neg rep for me, i must have touched a nerve. any one else get neg reps?

ROG · 27th September 2005, 4:38pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vonnie

Oh fuck off Mick, you know me far better than that. Just because something says "shockin jokes" in the title doesn't mean that it's suddenly ok to post jokes about raping weans.

i'm sorry, well, what did the elderly lady get for her 84th christmas...

stop moaning for the sake of moaning if your offended by shit like this dont read it.

Zooropa · 27th September 2005, 4:44pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vonnie

Oh fuck off Mick, you know me far better than that. Just because something says "shockin jokes" in the title doesn't mean that it's suddenly ok to post jokes about raping weans.

I reckon it's fair game.

What kind of shocking jokes do you expect, and think are fine?

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What's the best thing about shagging a 2 year old?

Hearing it's spine crack.

**djtoast** · 27th September 2005, 4:46pm

what's the best thing about shagging twenty-seven year-olds?

there's twenty of them.

(awaits negs, but giggles immaturely)

ROG · 27th September 2005, 4:48pm

whats funnier than a dead baby?

a dead baby in a clown suit

for those offended by the word BABY you can now swap it for TURNIP.

nevali · 27th September 2005, 4:51pm

I'd not mind this thread so much, but the standards of grammar are shocking.

Baron Samedi · 27th September 2005, 4:51pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROG

aw... neg rep for me, i must have touched a nerve. any one else get neg reps?

i didn't, but i only talked about Londoners! don't agree with anyone getting neg repped for posting in here - shouldn't be reading the thread if you're gonna take offense.

TheCastrator · 27th September 2005, 4:52pm

Blatantly stealing most of these off B3ta:

Why dou you put a Baby in the Blender Feet First?
You can finish cumming in its mouth.

What's got one ball and fucks women?
Peter Sutcliffe's hammer.

Young lady goes to Doctor with abdominal twinges. He runs the usual gamut of tests, and sit her down.
"Well Miss Green," he says, "I hope you are looking forward to many long sleepless nights, filled with crying and changing dirty nappies."
"Why?" she replies, "Am I pregnant?"
"No - You have bowel cancer"

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.

Bob and his wife are expecting a baby. It's been 9 months and the baby is due at any time. One day, Bob gets a call at work, and a voice on the line says, "come down right away, your wife is going into labor!"
After half an hour of traffic and frantic driving, Bob finally makes it to the hospital. He runs inside, and searches high and low for his wife, with no success. Finally he stumbles upon the nursery, and he sees a young nurse. She's holding a bundle of cloth, and from it a tiny little head pokes out. "Sir," says the nurse, "this is your baby." Bob is astonished, and a wave of joy rushes over him.
The nurse drops the baby on the floor.
Bob goes apeshit. "WHAT THE FUCK are you DOING!" he shouts.
Then the nurse starts to kick the baby around on the floor like a soccer ball. After she's done with that, she picks the baby up and throws it against the wall. "Stop it! STOP! You're killing my baby!" says Bob. The nurse turns and smiles.
"April Fools! It was dead when you got here."

Tomorrow was Katie's birthday and she was excited
"Guess how old I'm going to be tomorrow!" she yelled to her dad.
"Don't know" he replied, playing along.
"I'll be six!" she replied.
She went into the kitchen and asked her grandad, "guess how old I'll be tomorrow!"
"To answer this I need you to pull down your knickers." he says.
So Katie does this. Her grandad inserts two fingers into her cunt, moves them around, pulls them out, sniffs, then licks them.
"You'll be six tomorrow" Grandad says.
"How did you know that?" replies Katie.
"Because I heard you saying it to your dad."

**PapaZeb** · 27th September 2005, 4:52pm

What do you get when you stab a 12 year old boy?

Fuck..dunno bout you, but I get a mighty strong erection..

ROG · 27th September 2005, 4:53pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by shuriken

i didn't, but i only talked about Londoners! don't agree with anyone getting neg repped for posting in here - shouldn't be reading the thread if you're gonna take offense.

SORRY CHIEF DIDNT MEAN YOU

Baron Samedi · 27th September 2005, 4:57pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by ROG

SORRY CHIEF DIDNT MEAN YOU

is cool. didn't think ya did.

(cool sig modification BTW!).

DiamondAFC · 27th September 2005, 5:01pm

Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?

Shut up and get back in the oven
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