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  1. 27th September 2005 5:07pm #46
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    another baby one:


    How do you make a dead baby float?

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    .Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.

  2. 27th September 2005 5:11pm #47
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    canny see it.

    "if you find that your partner is gaining too much weight, convince him/her to walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles in the evening by the end of the week the fat cunt will be 42 miles away"
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  3. 27th September 2005 5:14pm #48
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    diana jokes:


    How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
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    They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.



    why did princess diana cross the road?
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    momentum

  4. 27th September 2005 5:18pm #49
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    canny see them either

    how do you get rid of the scores over the writing?
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  5. 27th September 2005 5:19pm #50
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    How do you know a female bartender is mad at you?
    You find a string in your bloody Mary.

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    What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
    einstein's cock.
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    what does WIFE stand for?
    washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc.
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    Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
    because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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  6. 27th September 2005 5:20pm #51
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    Q. How did Di stay so thin?
    A: It was that crash diet...
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  7. 27th September 2005 5:21pm #52
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    Quote Originally Posted by ROG
    canny see them either

    how do you get rid of the scores over the writing?
    hold down left mouse key & move cursor over text (like highlighting text in Word).
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  8. 27th September 2005 5:22pm #53
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    ta big yin
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  9. 27th September 2005 5:22pm #54
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    Quote Originally Posted by ROG
    canny see them either

    how do you get rid of the scores over the writing?
    Hold left mouse click over start of joke then drag mouse down over joke.
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  10. 27th September 2005 5:23pm #55
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    Quote Originally Posted by ROG
    canny see them either

    how do you get rid of the scores over the writing?
    Highlight.
    "He may be dead."

    "He maybe did what??"


  11. 27th September 2005 5:24pm #56
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    ^ select the text by click/dragging the mouse over it

    it's hidden by hide tags to try to avoid offending anyone

    [hide*] blah blah blah [/hide*] but without the asterisks

  12. 27th September 2005 5:24pm #57
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    Quote Originally Posted by DiamondAFC
    Q: How did the Puerto Rican woman know that her daughter was having her period?

    A: She could taste the blood on her son's penis.
    Change that to "Texan" and it's funnier
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  13. 27th September 2005 5:24pm #58
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    Just remembered this one

    Onboard plane, the planes crashing woman stands up rips her clothes off and says "before i die someone make me feel like a real woman"

    So guy stands up rips off his shirt and say "iron this bitch"
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
    You can unscrew a light bulb.
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    What did you do wrong if your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to bitch at you?
    Made her chain too long.
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    Why is a pussy like a warm toilet seat?
    They both feel good, but you can't help but wonder who was there before you.
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  15. 27th September 2005 5:26pm #60
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    Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*

    How many kids with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?







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