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27th September 2005, 5:07pm
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#46 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
another baby one:
How do you make a dead baby float?
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.Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.
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27th September 2005, 5:11pm
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#47 | | ROGIMUS PRIME
Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: thornliebank
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
canny see it.
"if you find that your partner is gaining too much weight, convince him/her to walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles in the evening by the end of the week the fat cunt will be 42 miles away" | |
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27th September 2005, 5:14pm
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#48 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
diana jokes:
How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
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They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
why did princess diana cross the road?
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momentum
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27th September 2005, 5:18pm
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#49 | | ROGIMUS PRIME
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
canny see them either
how do you get rid of the scores over the writing? | |
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27th September 2005, 5:19pm
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#50 | | catpie
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: in bed
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
How do you know a female bartender is mad at you?
You find a string in your bloody Mary.
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What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
einstein's cock.
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what does WIFE stand for?
washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc.
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Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away. | |
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27th September 2005, 5:20pm
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#51 | | All can go sook ma boaby
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Airdrie
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
Q. How did Di stay so thin?
A: It was that crash diet...
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Last edited by djtoast; 13th November 2008 at 2:07pm.
Reason: borderline racism
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27th September 2005, 5:21pm
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#52 | | Loa Of Death
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
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Originally Posted by ROG canny see them either
how do you get rid of the scores over the writing? | hold down left mouse key & move cursor over text (like highlighting text in Word).
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27th September 2005, 5:22pm
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#53 | | ROGIMUS PRIME
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
ta big yin | |
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27th September 2005, 5:22pm
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#54 | | All can go sook ma boaby
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
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Originally Posted by ROG canny see them either
how do you get rid of the scores over the writing? | Hold left mouse click over start of joke then drag mouse down over joke. | |
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27th September 2005, 5:23pm
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#55 | | Help a brother out.
Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Hyndland
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
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Originally Posted by ROG canny see them either
how do you get rid of the scores over the writing? | Highlight.
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27th September 2005, 5:24pm
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#56 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
^ select the text by click/dragging the mouse over it
it's hidden by hide tags to try to avoid offending anyone
[hide*] blah blah blah [/hide*] but without the asterisks
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27th September 2005, 5:24pm
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#57 | | Help a brother out.
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Originally Posted by DiamondAFC Q: How did the Puerto Rican woman know that her daughter was having her period?
A: She could taste the blood on her son's penis. | Change that to "Texan" and it's funnier 
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27th September 2005, 5:24pm
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#58 | | All can go sook ma boaby
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Airdrie
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
Just remembered this one
Onboard plane, the planes crashing woman stands up rips her clothes off and says "before i die someone make me feel like a real woman"
So guy stands up rips off his shirt and say "iron this bitch" | |
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27th September 2005, 5:25pm
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#59 | | catpie
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: in bed
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What did you do wrong if your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to bitch at you?
Made her chain too long.
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Why is a pussy like a warm toilet seat?
They both feel good, but you can't help but wonder who was there before you. | |
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27th September 2005, 5:26pm
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#60 | | Loa Of Death
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Crossroads
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| Re: Most shockin jokes? *Warning - These WILL offend at least someone*
How many kids with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?
Wanna go play on the swings?
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