Sting's dreads pwned by a bath and some of this shit!
"na way mon. me nam be sting, me use ta play in dem band Palice! me use to have de lang drreadlack dan dem bauck, but im shampoo gan ruan me hayur. Naw me can only tek me shirt oaf, and hope dat dam biyatch looak at me bady und sense me albilita to do de tantruck seyax for prappa foaur deays mon.
Whiyal me heor, I'm stuarrt coapland, me nah like bis boa, im boa a real prappa buumba claat."