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15th June 2005, 1:52pm
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#106 | | Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 110
| Re: WAR!!! With Pictures!
NO!
Item to be challenged is the washing machine, not Stallone.
Washing machine still stands tall!
Come now Lauren, pay attention!!!
Unless of course Kevin was implying that stallone was going to put the little person in the machine himself? Or perhaps a hand wash?
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16th June 2005, 11:02am
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#107 | | 'Henshin a go-go baby!'
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 149
| Re: WAR!!! With Pictures!
Sorry Lauren to last one was washing machine as Robbie pointed out so Jackie gets disqualified 
...but maybe jackie could own a washing machine..i don't think anything could remove her tatooed on crusty make up.
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16th June 2005, 11:32am
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#108 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ptolomea
Posts: 20,938
| Re: WAR!!! With Pictures!
ahem... ten ton weight falls on jackie & sly stallone and the washing machine as the three of them tussle
and flattens them all
continue!
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16th June 2005, 12:50pm
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#109 | | Registered User
Join Date: May 2004 Location: Londonium
Posts: 45
| Re: WAR!!! With Pictures!
Muh huh huh - they have a trusty air pump concealed - no longer flat and squished! | |
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16th June 2005, 7:16pm
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#110 | | Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 4
| Re: WAR!!! With Pictures!
MUH HA HA HA HA! You poor misguided fool and your feeble air pump! I defeat you with my trusty CORK! | |
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19th June 2005, 10:41pm
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#111 | | shut the mouth, liar
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
Posts: 379
| Re: WAR!!! With Pictures!
potato famine fucks Cork up! 
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19th June 2005, 11:26pm
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#112 | | Swoops on unwary villains
Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Glasgow
Posts: 130
| Re: WAR!!! With Pictures!
Heroic micks Geldof and Bono discuss the aftermath of their defeating potato, and indeed all, famine: 
Well done, to be sure!
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20th June 2005, 6:40pm
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#113 | | Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 4
| Re: WAR!!! With Pictures!
Funding famine relief concerts from their own pockets cripples Mr Geldof and Mr Bono financially, leaving them destitute and ruined. Offers of charity from those profitting from the sale of Live 8 tickets online rudely turned down. | |
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26th June 2005, 3:13pm
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#114 | | Registered User
Join Date: May 2004 Location: Londonium
Posts: 45
| Re: WAR!!! With Pictures!
Bono and Geldof are forced to sell the Big Issue - and what makes matters worse is it has the likes of Mariah Carey on the front. Gah! | |
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28th June 2005, 7:17pm
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#115 | | Registered User
Join Date: May 2004 Location: Londonium
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Rupert Murdoch's publications massively outsell the Big Issue because of the higher concentration of nipples to be found inside (ladies nipples at that). | |
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29th June 2005, 12:53am
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#116 | | Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Brigton
Posts: 591
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a lighter burns all of Rupert Murdoch's publications to fuck  | |
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29th June 2005, 12:56am
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#117 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ptolomea
Posts: 20,938
| Re: WAR!!! With Pictures!
overkill, perhaps, but i feel a fire engine can dispense with the lighter.
here's the jolliest one i could find 
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29th June 2005, 1:02am
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#118 | | Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Brigton
Posts: 591
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wall pwnes fire engine  | |
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5th July 2005, 12:03pm
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#119 | | Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 4
| Re: WAR!!! With Pictures!
Dangerous driving (a la Dukes of Hazzard) sees off that wall good and hard. | |
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26th October 2005, 3:28pm
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#120 | | King of the uncles!
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 168
| Re: WAR!!! With Pictures!
Traffic wardens don't take too kindly to that kind of shit and punish driver of said car with fines! 
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