Booze and Boobs!

Largest of Als · 22nd August 2008, 3:27pm

Now... this is just genius!

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This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special boob-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill with wine or any other beverage you fancy and wear it under your regular clothes. You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the WineRack's adjustable drinking tube. With a rack like this girls' nights out will never be the same again. As for boys' nights out, well, the mind boggles.

Just think, secretly guzzling from your gazongas means no more queuing up and forking out for overpriced drinks at festivals, gigs and games. The savings you'll make at just one event will pay for your WineRack™ and still leave you with enough change to buy some nuts - not that you'll be buying anything for yourself with a chest this impressive.

As well as its revolutionary booze-concealing benefits, the WineRack™ increases your cup size by two full cups (cue sound of blokes cheering/leering). But that's hardly surprising because this ingenious dual-purpose shoulder-boulder holder can carry up to 750ml of liquid - that's an entire bottle of wine and a whole lot of extra boobage - talk about vino and va va voom!

http://www.firebox.com/product/2061/The-WineRack

As if men needed more excuses to be interested in your breasts..

Al

Westy · 22nd August 2008, 3:32pm

Big Al with his big shite threads.

Sucking a straw that goes up yer sleeve won't be suspicious at all.

Ideal for mothers though, just wap the straw to a nipple and give it to yer kid. No need to get the saggy boobs out.

Tigger · 22nd August 2008, 3:33pm

I want one!!!!!! lol!!!

Largest of Als · 22nd August 2008, 3:33pm

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Originally Posted by Westy

Big Al with his big shite threads.

Getting booze from breasts does not a shite thread make!

Al

Connor O'Bain · 22nd August 2008, 4:00pm

whom ever invented this deserves a nobel prize...all of them infact

"guzzling from your gazongas" amazing

**Ghostsuit** · 22nd August 2008, 4:08pm

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Originally Posted by Westy

Big Al with his big shite threads.

Sucking a straw that goes up yer sleeve won't be suspicious at all.

Ideal for mothers though, just wap the straw to a nipple and give it to yer kid. No need to get the saggy boobs out.

In a club aye at a festival it wouldn't really go a miss. It's just the same as camel packs anyway but on the front.

Still least it's not quite as bad as a wonder bras false advertising to guys

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Westy · 22nd August 2008, 4:26pm

Its a snider of an idea. What happened to sticking yer alcohol in a plastic bottle and sneaking it thru?

Largest of Als · 22nd August 2008, 4:34pm

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Originally Posted by Ghostsuit

In a club aye at a festival it wouldn't really go a miss. It's just the same as camel packs anyway but on the front.

Good excuse to start checking all the girls going into Classic Grand, eh?

Al

Tigger · 22nd August 2008, 5:25pm

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Originally Posted by Ghostsuit

Still least it's not quite as bad as a wonder bras false advertising to guys

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Yeah - at least with that one they'd be back to the normal size by the end of the night.

Unfortunately if I was to wear that bloomin thing while it was full of booze I'd look like I was trying to be Jordan! lol!

Christie. · 22nd August 2008, 5:48pm

I thought that this would be good for going running and that seeing as it means you wouldn't have to hold onto a bottle and it looks like a sports bra but it might put you off your stride if yr tits are suddenly 2 cup sizes larger ...

Draven · 22nd August 2008, 6:11pm

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Originally Posted by Westy

Big Al with his big shite threads.

Sucking a straw that goes up yer sleeve won't be suspicious at all.

Ideal for mothers though, just wap the straw to a nipple and give it to yer kid. No need to get the saggy boobs out.

I can't rep you Westy. Sorry.

The_librarian · 22nd August 2008, 6:25pm

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Originally Posted by Westy

Sucking a straw that goes up yer sleeve won't be suspicious at all.

All you need to do is put a finger from your other hand in your ear.
If the Stewardspull you up, just a shite american acent and say.

"Fuck off I'm a CIA agent just communicating with Comand"

Then they'll leave you alone.

i_am_blip · 22nd August 2008, 6:33pm

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Originally Posted by Westy

Big Al with his big shite threads.

Sucking a straw that goes up yer sleeve won't be suspicious at all.

aye, but the main problem is getting the booze in initially.

generally it's fair game once your in.

Dr Strange · 22nd August 2008, 6:44pm

i got the booze in easily at t in the park

though i wasnt wearing one of them bra things

AdiChaos · 22nd August 2008, 7:05pm

Am I the only person that wouldn't enjoy body temperature booze?