Need a problem solver

[jojo66]

I need an expert who has experience accessing situations in relationships and can create scenarios to change/fix the problem. Needs to be more than a counselor, more like an good detective or something similar. Willing to pay well. Thanks

[Pier Angeli]

Hi, I can help. Where do I send my CV?

[Jaemi]

Men, lock up your bunnies.

[Kenny Macca Doo]

You want a honey trap?

[Rio Ohki]

You're the kind of person who phones me up at work demanding to know whether the text messages they sent their boyfriend have been recieved, ain'tcha?

Do you want to know why he's not replying?
He hates you. He hates everything about you.

Sadly, you've actually sucked so much of the will to live out of him, that this hollow husk of a man can't be arsed breaking up with you. It's not worth the screaming fucking fit you'll have.

Come to think of it, I hate you too.

xx

[Mr Insincere]

This will end well.