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27th February 2008, 1:56pm
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#16 | | Loa Of Death
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I originally read - Quote:
Originally Posted by ¡Punk!  despite it being in the toilet since New Year. | as - Quote:
Originally Posted by ¡Punk! despite being in the toilet since New Year. | Hilarity ensued.
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27th February 2008, 4:37pm
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#17 | | 'Cause Any Hole's a Goal
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My last toilet read was Paedophiles and Sexual Offences Against Children (2006), Howitt, Dennis.
as it's one of the many many useful publications for one of my reports, in an attempt to get some much needed research done in the little time I have! 
I look forward to the day I can snuggle down with a good, warm-hearted novel! 
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27th February 2008, 4:38pm
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#18 | | Kurwa
Join Date: May 2001 Location: Merton Hotel
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| Re: Toilet Literature
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Originally Posted by Kirsten I look forward to the day I can snuggle down with a good, warm-hearted novel! | And here's me thinking Paedophiles and Sexual Offences Against Children would be a light hearted romp 
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27th February 2008, 4:41pm
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#19 | | catpie
Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: in bed
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don't read when i go to the toilet, I read in the bath though, generally fall asleep and emerge 2 hours later when the waters cold.
I wouldn't take any treasured comics to the bath incase they get water on them or ruined!
Nightwatch, a terry pratchet book or Bizarre can normally be founbd about the bathroom floor though | |
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27th February 2008, 6:19pm
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#20 | | Oh Captain My Captain
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Airstrip One
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War and Peace | |
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27th February 2008, 6:49pm
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#21 | | ...playground tactics...
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Islington
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Copies of both The National Enquirer and New Scientist can be found in my bathroom. Amusingly, both belong to me.
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27th February 2008, 6:52pm
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#22 | | Athiest Otter
Join Date: Dec 2004
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For a minute I thought 'lassies don't do this :/' then I remembered.... Wake up, collect mail from floor, read mail in the bathroom 
I disgust myself.
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28th February 2008, 11:49am
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#23 | | a fan of your work
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: Toilet Literature
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Originally Posted by ¡Punk! The Times Guide To The People's Of Europe.
Like girls, however, I too turbo shit. I usually manage a page or two before I'm out which is why, despite it being in the toilet since New Year, I've only just got up to "Czechs". But if you wanna know anything about the Welsh, Highland Scots, Lowland Scots, English, Manx, Cornish, Irish, Bretons, French, Occitans, Basques, Gallicians, Portuguese, Catalans, Valencians, Asturians, Castillians, Gibraltans, Canary Islanders, Venetians, Sicilians, Maltese, Bavarians, Danes, Norwegians, Icelanders, Franks, Prussians, Rhinelanders, Bosnian Muslims, Croats, Serbs, Macedonians, Bulgars, Greeks, Turks, Slovenes, Lombardians, Austrians, Swiss, Dutch, Walloons, Flemish or Luxembougians I'm yer man. Anything the other side of the Soviet bloc (apart from the Former Yugoslavia, Bulgaria, Greeks and any Muslims people's of Europe) you're gonna need to wait a few weeks. | Gibraltarians. get it wrong again and I'll beat you... and not in the fun way.
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28th February 2008, 3:36pm
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#24 | | Kurwa
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I'm sure the books says Gibraltans. Blame The Times 
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