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27th February 2008, 11:16am
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#1 | | Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Glasgow
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| Toilet Literature
What do you read whilst sitting on the porcelain throne?
Calvin and Hobbes has kept me amused the past few months... but think it's time for a change.
The 13 & 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear has recently made it's way into the bathroom - may be time I gave it a gander...  | 
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27th February 2008, 11:20am
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#2 | | a fan of your work
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: Toilet Literature
Tends to be comics, though there was a Family Guy episode guide for a while. Has to be something you can flick to a random page and read, though I have had uni notes when I was studying for the exams as it was a bit of revision to be getting on with!
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27th February 2008, 11:21am
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#3 | | Loa Of Death
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Crossroads
Posts: 4,543
| Re: Toilet Literature
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Originally Posted by lippyfish  Calvin and Hobbes has kept me amused the past few months... but think it's time for a change. | As well as Calvin & Hobbes my lavvy-library currently consists of -
500 Comicbook Villains,
More Bushisms,
Squee,
A collection of "Giles" cartoons
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The Penguin of Death.
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27th February 2008, 11:25am
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#4 | | waymaking
Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: southside
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| Re: Toilet Literature
The backs of shampoo bottles, trying to pronounce all the ingredients.
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27th February 2008, 12:44pm
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#5 | | Vae Victus
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Paisley
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| Re: Toilet Literature
What? Who has time to read?
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27th February 2008, 12:48pm
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#6 | | Hyphen Hyphen
Join Date: Apr 2001
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| Re: Toilet Literature
At the moment it is The World According To Jeremy Clarkson, a collection of his Sunday Times columns. But generally one of the Cerebus collections or which every book I'm reading at the time.
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27th February 2008, 12:53pm
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#7 | | we hope that you choke
Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The magic faraway tree
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| Re: Toilet Literature
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Originally Posted by Jaeger What? Who has time to read? |
This is SUCH a guy thing. A mate of mine once asked me why girls were able to "turbo shit", while guys have time to catch up on some reading...
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27th February 2008, 12:56pm
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#8 | | Lady Of War
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Hamelldaeme
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| Re: Toilet Literature
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Originally Posted by the.definitive This is SUCH a guy thing. A mate of mine once asked me why girls were able to "turbo shit", while guys have time to catch up on some reading... | FYI Jaegers a dude 
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Originally Posted by pest volcanic doesnt do that, she just makes my sack vibrate like a playstation rumble pak | | |
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27th February 2008, 12:57pm
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#9 | | a fan of your work
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| Re: Toilet Literature
and I'm a girl! I'm just honest enough to admit I read on the toilet!
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27th February 2008, 12:59pm
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#10 | | Lady Of War
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Hamelldaeme
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| Re: Toilet Literature
thats what trashy magazines where made for, right?!
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Originally Posted by pest volcanic doesnt do that, she just makes my sack vibrate like a playstation rumble pak | | |
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27th February 2008, 1:01pm
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#11 | | Pillowpants Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Granny Land
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| Re: Toilet Literature
Heat and Closer magazines are my top ones followed closely by The Veterinary Times. Much excitement
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27th February 2008, 1:02pm
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#12 | | a fan of your work
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Glasgow
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| Re: Toilet Literature
trashy mags! knew I'd missed something! star has been my choice recently, though closer, reveal etc all fit the bill.
yeah, what she said!
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27th February 2008, 1:02pm
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#13 | | Beards!
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: EK OK!
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| Re: Toilet Literature
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Originally Posted by the.definitive This is SUCH a guy thing. A mate of mine once asked me why girls were able to "turbo shit", while guys have time to catch up on some reading... | Haha.
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27th February 2008, 1:52pm
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#14 | | Kurwa
Join Date: May 2001 Location: Merton Hotel
Posts: 20,584
| Re: Toilet Literature
The Times Guide To The People's Of Europe.
Like girls, however, I too turbo shit. I usually manage a page or two before I'm out which is why, despite it being in the toilet since New Year, I've only just got up to "Czechs". But if you wanna know anything about the Welsh, Highland Scots, Lowland Scots, English, Manx, Cornish, Irish, Bretons, French, Occitans, Basques, Gallicians, Portuguese, Catalans, Valencians, Asturians, Castillians, Gibraltans, Canary Islanders, Venetians, Sicilians, Maltese, Bavarians, Danes, Norwegians, Icelanders, Franks, Prussians, Rhinelanders, Bosnian Muslims, Croats, Serbs, Macedonians, Bulgars, Greeks, Turks, Slovenes, Lombardians, Austrians, Swiss, Dutch, Walloons, Flemish or Luxembougians I'm yer man. Anything the other side of the Soviet bloc (apart from the Former Yugoslavia, Bulgaria, Greeks and any Muslims people's of Europe) you're gonna need to wait a few weeks.
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27th February 2008, 1:55pm
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#15 | | Lord Quas
Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Reading Rooms
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'what a weird year'
a book detailing funny/weird incidents/deaths/accidents around the world. its good. | |
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