Strider need help book writing...

[djtoast]

Originally Posted by Semprini

How noisy can you be before the librarian snaps and ejects you?

A little bird (who happens to be a librarian) tells me that there's a new rule in one of the States in the US (she thought Pennsylvania but can't remember for sure) that anyone who is

1) smelly
2) noisy
3) having sex

will be ejected. Apparently homeless charities are up in arms since homeless people often take refuge in libraries to try to stave off hypothermia, and by an unfortunate coincidence also tend to smell real bad, and hence are being booted out and freezing to death.

I think it's for the best that my source works in a dusty basement well away from the public.

[Christie.]

Why is it that it's usually girls (well, the majority seems to be girls) that are squeamish about slimy icky things like worms but guys are fine with picking the things up?

Why do socks start to get wee balls of fluff or whatever over time? do socks snag on the carpet?

Why are some people so judgmental and so quick to come to assumptions?

How can someone not go anywhere in their life and be satisfied with that?

If dust is like skin and fluff collected then where does the dust at the top of curtains come from? Does the ceiling shed skin flakes?

Why is that guys' voices break nearly overnight yet for a girl, you only realise how deep their voices have become when you watch an old family film and you hear their squeaky voices? And how come some middle-aged woman have REALLY squeaky voices?

Who invented homework? Do kids in boarding schools get homework?

Which person is the most kindest and most selfless in the entire world? On the other hand, which person is the complete opposite?

[Anne Bonney]

Is there ever an excuse someone will believe when they ask you why you can't stop chewing?

[fallen_nemesis]

if you stand facing the back of a lift and act as if it's perfectly normal how many people will copy you assuming you're clearly the knowledgable one?

how many people can you fit in a phone box and close the door?

is it really possible to tip a cow

do the glasgow underground challenge quicker than the current record go on... you know you want to!

eat a crayon and see what happens

find out how difficult it is to hide and manage to camp out in a large department store or library in glasgow overnight (the security guys in glasgow uni library reckon its actually pretty easy as people get locked in there all the time) . Take a sleeping bag with you and stash it so when they find you in the morning you're in your sleeping bag heh

[Fenntastic]

how many days can you wear a pair of socks for before the go hard and stick to your feet/disintigrate/you get arrested for public disorder due to the smell?

how much can be stolen from a cinema pick and mix before anyone notices?

is it possible to convert a preist to Satanism?

how many sticky plasters does it take to cover the average human body?

is it true a lightbulb fits in, but doesnt come out a human mouth?

[johnnie walker]

can you make a pipe bomb from a pringles tube?

how many refills can you get for a cup of coffee? (or drink from subway's coke etc if you prefer) can you stay in there for a whole day, only buying 1 cup?

how long can you sit and use a pc in a computer store (such as pc world) before they kick you off?

can you get away with putting porn on the tv's in dixons/comet/etc?

all i can think of at the moment

[faerie_child]

Originally Posted by Strider C.R.U.X.

Thank fuck

Someone asked a proper question

I dont want things that cant be proven, otherwise ill just answer them myself

I WANT EXCUSES TO GO AND DO STUPID THINGS!

And pissing off the library seems like a good start...

since when have needed an excuse like "im writing a book" for doing stupid things and pissing people off? i kinda thought that was ur point in life......

[Zooropa]

How long can you search your pockets for change boarding a bus before something bad happens.

[bikuki]

How fast can you roll down a hill lying on a skateboard head first? And for how long before falling off?
How long can you follow someone about a foot behind them before they tell you to fuck off?
How long can you sing loudly and out of tune at the back of a bus before being chucked off?
Can you paddle down the Clyde in a paddeling pool? Withough catching syphyllis?

I'll think of more later

Btw, I expect video evidence!

[Strider C.R.U.X.]

Sincw when do books come with video evidence?

And I Dont need an excuse, I just fancied doing something on a larger scale

BTW dont expect me to respond to any ofthese any time soon, this is a long term project

[bikuki]

Originally Posted by Strider C.R.U.X.

Sincw when do books come with video evidence?

And I Dont need an excuse, I just fancied doing something on a larger scale

BTW dont expect me to respond to any ofthese any time soon, this is a long term project

Less as evidence, more as entertainment, really.
I just want to see you flying down a hill on a skateboard headfirst...

[Strider C.R.U.X.]

I did that already

it caused terror

especially as i realised I was hurtling down a hill onto a main road.....