Strider need help book writing...

[Strider C.R.U.X.]

What the hell, im going to write another book (dont assume by this the others were anything to crow about)

Im sick of not knowing the answers to somewhat awkward and taboo questions..

Like what to say if you want to buy a Thermal Lance at B & Q and they ask what its for.....

Or if you want to buy a few racks of flurecent lighting and some fertilizer and they ask why.....

Or just what the fuck femidoms actually ARE...

Or damn near anything that makes you feel stupid for no good reason

I plan to assemble 106 such questions and then set out on a very determined and probably illegal search for the answers and document my findings

This is where YOU come in

Obviously I require questions, Obviously IM not going to answer them, but I will put foot to the street and damn well find out.

Its bound to be worth a few laughs

So please submit your questions and I will select the best 106 (a tad optimistic possibly) and get to work, its not like I have anything better to do...

[Pantgirl]

Why does Jizz smell like bleach? And why does it get so cold so quickly?

[Strider C.R.U.X.]

well it goes cold because of,well, the change in temp?

I was previously unaware of it smelling ANYTHINg like bleach

[Anne Bonney]

when you've been counting paper money (as opposed to coins) in large quantities why do your hands smell like an arse after?

[Anne Bonney]

if you suffer from itchy ears and the little tickling inside drives you insane why when you find some thing to scratch it (cotton bud, kirby) does it feel so good it's as if there is a tiny clitoris in there?

[lirazel]

why 106?

[LesMTS]

Originally Posted by Pantgirl

Why does Jizz smell like bleach? And why does it get so cold so quickly?

I heard it tastes like cherry tomatoes.
Emphasis on heard.

[Strider C.R.U.X.]

Originally Posted by lirazel

why 106?

Why not

And the point is the questions are supposed to be hard, it ruins the fun if i can answer them myself, i need to go and bully answers out of people

The inside ofthe ear is just really fucking sensative, and like any itch, feels good to scratch, which is exactly whyi use a phillips screwdriver to clean mine

[Connor O'Bain]

Is it still possible to make a bomb from a certain type of weed killer?

[Pantgirl]

Originally Posted by LesMTS

I heard it tastes like cherry tomatoes.
Emphasis on heard.

Hmm interesting theory. I hate tomatoes though and have never eaten them (apart from in cookin etc) but I think thats a load of rubbish!

[LesMTS]

Originally Posted by Pantgirl

Hmm interesting theory. I hate tomatoes though and have never eaten them (apart from in cookin etc) but I think thats a load of rubbish!

How do you know you hate them if you haven't eaten them? My sister is the same, she says she doesn't like tomatoes but she has never eaten them because she thinks they're all slimy inside.

[LesMTS]

Here's a question for your book: Why will some people get all arsey about matters of hygiene (eg wiping the lid of juice bottle before they drink it, not eating with someone elses cutlery, not using someone elses toothbrush etc etc) but they will quite happily meet a stranger in a club, go home and fuck them?
The vagina, I hate to tell you, is not a sterile environment. Many micro-organisms are perfectly at home in the watery-mucus secreted by the Bartholin's gland to aid to coitus.

[Anne Bonney]

Spunk tastes like spunk, boys if you want to know what spunk tastes like taste spunk

[Semprini]

How noisy can you be before the librarian snaps and ejects you?

[Strider C.R.U.X.]

Originally Posted by Semprini

How noisy can you be before the librarian snaps and ejects you?

Thank fuck

Someone asked a proper question

I dont want things that cant be proven, otherwise ill just answer them myself

I WANT EXCUSES TO GO AND DO STUPID THINGS!

And pissing off the library seems like a good start...