what annoys me is that none of the shit in the 1st, 2nd or 3rd season really ties in with what's going on now. First we had the others (all major players are dead apart from richard and ben) then we had the tail section (all dead apart from Bernard, although I heard Echo wanted to do a movie hence he quit and anna lucia and Libby got booted off cause they got caught drink driving or some shit). Then we had Widmore's boat and all they cunts are dead mycowski, that cunt from smoking aces with only miles left. Then we had the new plane and all those people who then either died or morphed into jacob's others. Then the dharma initiative. I mean what is the actual death count? Would u not hate being one of those dicks who just sort of meanders around in the background or when someone shows up on the beach you havent seen for ages you all run over n hug each other? Seems to me like your only there to get shot by flaming arrows, shot by guns, ate by polar bears or bummed by the fucking smoke monster. Nightmare.
I feel sorry for Richard though he lands there first time with the black rock probably wins the competition by being the only survivor first time around, gains immortality only to have Jacob give him a new group and mysterious orders every so often on how to lead them. Then another group arrives tries to kill his guys and calls them hostiles, so he finally signs a truce with them. Then John Locke appears with another group from the future they kill loads of people (and probably disappear). Then he finally gets rid of the Dharma initiative, when a new group appears causing a fight between ben and widdy for the leadership. Finally after thats settled the whole of the lost cast appear and kill most of his group, then after thats mostly settles a ship arrives, kills some more of his people. Then Locke goes all weird as his leader and finally kills of jacob. He must be pissed!!! and a just a little confused....
p.s. about the ending of season 5, I was thinking Abrams just finished Star Trek in which a pissed off group of people end up in the past and change history forever altering the timeline and wiping out all of the canonised/story thats gone before creating an entirely new timeline could it be possible he had that idea first for one of his other projects i.e. Lost?
Last edited by GreatKingRat; 19th May 2009 at 4:16pm.
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Originally Posted by djtoast
Don't talk about the ending of a fucking movie in the Lost thread, spoiling it in the process.
Fucking mongo. Actually ragin' here.
The Star Trek thing happens within the first 10 minutes of the movie, don't worry. The Most Dyno Movie Of 2009 is still perfectably watchable with the information that they travel through time! Knowing that SPOCK DIES AT THE END, though? Fuck, that'd have pure made it pointless.
Most un-Dyno movie ever, since Star Trek's shite.
Ye say that, but look how proper devastated you were when ye thought it was gonna be ruined for you! Actually as if your whole world was crumbling around you. Your top 5 movies of 2009:
1) Star Trek
2) Angels & Demons
3, 4 & 5) NOTHING ELSE, YER TOO BUSY WATCHING STAR TREK AND ANGELS & DEMONS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
your gonna be sorely disappointed, as i heard/read on a lost podcast thing a while back by the producers carlton cuse & damon whatever that they arent actually gonna answer that. Becuase they decided to focus on explaining the 'bigger mysteries' for the last 2 seasons, and had to cut some smaller storylines that woulda progressed - libby in the mental hospital being one. gutting eh.
I thought they said the opposite and that Libbys story was somewhat important. I must have been high or just not paying attention. I too easily slip away and imagine that Carlton Cuse is Ted Danson.
their podcast is fucking shite though.
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charlie has a big brother, where is he in this theory?Desmond and Penny will end up back on the island in 1977, with their kid CHARLIE, who'll learn to start playing the guitar thats there on the island, obv why Hurley brought it along with him. Something will happen and his maw will take him off the island and he'll grow up in Manchester. Then Years later he'll get on the Oceanic flight etc etc.
Dyno I totally apologise mate, totally caught up in my asshole theory to realise that not everyone has seen star trek yet. It honestly doesn't change the movie at all for you knowing that you get told like twenty minutes in anyway and you'll still really enjoy it. Once again I apologise humbly sir.
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