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12th October 2006, 10:47am
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#16 | | tired and emotional Editor
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
"Beekeeper slowly becoming bee hoarder"
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21st July 2009, 10:12pm
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#17 | | Forum SuperMod SuperMod
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
The Onion's been sold to the Chinese. www.theonion.com | |
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21st July 2009, 10:51pm
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#18 | | Tishoumaren
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: downonthestreet
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
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Originally Posted by Dyno  "Bin Laden's Mother Worried Sick" | This still makes me giggle like fuck.
Current front page had me in hysterics there, but not the China content:
" Jilted Hasbro CEO Laughs Coldly As Scrabble Destroys Another Relationship 1 hour ago
PAWTUCKET, RI—"All fools must one day learn, that we will all be a few letters short of spelling H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S," said the embittered CEO."
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21st July 2009, 11:23pm
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#19 | | Registered Loser
Join Date: May 2004 Location: The 4th Wall
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
"Jason Statham Beats Wedding Planner To Death In New Romantic Comedy "
"Woman In Burqa Condemns Woman In Chador"
"What Is Sexy In The Wake Of Sept. 11?"
"Starving, Bandaged Bin Laden Offers U.S. One Last Chance To Surrender"
"Man With Friend With Cancer 'Going Through A Rough Time'"
"Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up"
"Pope Emerges From Chrysalis A Beautiful Butterfly"
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22nd July 2009, 6:58am
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#20 | | The man from Del Monte
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Plantation
Posts: 9,755
| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
"Cop kills partner, vows to hunt self down"
"NASA baffled by failure of hay shuttle"
"Mr T to pity fool"
"Pro Wrestling added to the Olympics" WWF and WCW Wrestlers cleared to compete
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22nd July 2009, 10:02pm
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#21 | | Cap ou pas cap?
Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Almighty O
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
"Nancy Regan single again at 84" on the day Ronald died had me howling for hours...
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