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11th October 2006, 8:09pm
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#1 | | Curiosity killed the twat SuperMod
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| Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
"Boy bitten by radioactive spider dies of leukemia"
"Ska band outnumbers audience"
"Comb technology. Why is it so far behind razors and toothbrushes?"
"Like boxes full of shit in your house? Get a cat!"
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11th October 2006, 8:11pm
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#2 | | John Ringo
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
"Bin Laden's Mother Worried Sick" | |
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11th October 2006, 8:14pm
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#3 | | Curiosity killed the twat SuperMod
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
"HOLY SHIT! Man walks on fucking moon!"
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11th October 2006, 8:14pm
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#4 | | Harvey Kartel
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
"Ironic porn purchase leads to unironic ejaculation"
"Kennedy Slain By CIA, Mafia, LBJ, Teamsters, Freemasons" 
"God answers disabled boy's prayers - 'No'" | |
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11th October 2006, 8:15pm
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#5 | | John Ringo
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
Quote:
Originally Posted by LesMTS  "HOLY SHIT! Man walks on fucking moon!" | Hahaha, I read that entire thing. Brilliance!
"Holy fucking shit! I'm on the moon!" | |
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11th October 2006, 8:16pm
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#6 | | Midijunkie
Join Date: May 2002 Location: Breaking into Heaven
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
"Hero Firefighter Loses Lifelong Battle With Fire"
"Spinning Bow Tie Costs Rick Moranis Celebrity Poker Tournament" | |
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11th October 2006, 8:19pm
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#7 | | Harvey Kartel
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Beatdown Central
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
"Loved ones remember local man's cowardly battle with cancer"
"Wikipedia Celebrates 750 Years Of American Independence"
"Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed By Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby"
"Rest Of U2 Perfectly Fine With Africans Starving" | |
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11th October 2006, 8:28pm
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#8 | | Harvey Kartel
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
Some good ones on the front page just now:
"Retired S1Ws Recalled To Active Duty"
"Eva Longoria Tans Self Out Of Visible Spectrum" | |
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11th October 2006, 8:29pm
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#9 | | Oh Captain My Captain
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
"Congress threatens to leave DC unless new Capitol is built"
"Lewinsky Subpoenaed To Re-Blow Clinton On Senate Floor"
"Christ converts to Islam"
"Russian Television Scores Hit With New Game Show Who Wants To Eat A Meal?" | |
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11th October 2006, 9:48pm
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#10 | | Curiosity killed the twat SuperMod
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
"Sinatra warns russkies to knock it off - singer gives Khrushchev 24 hours to 'Drop This Commie Bunk or It's Ring-a-Ding-Ding for You Bozos'"
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12th October 2006, 12:24am
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#11 | | Curiosity killed the twat SuperMod
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
"War-Weary Jews Establish Homeland Between Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Egypt"
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12th October 2006, 7:02am
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#12 | | Harvey Kartel
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
"‘I am Loyal American Citizen’, Scheming Jap Declares" | |
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12th October 2006, 8:37am
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#13 | | Let's 'ave a sniff of it
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Unsexy Manor
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
'A landmine seizes power in Angola' (''...the citizens of Angola have long awaited a leader who is a non-sentient object designed to maim people'')
'A 114yr old attributes longevity to random chance'
'A company you've never heard of wants to reward you for your good credit'
'A flood of cheap Afghan heroin will arrive just in time for the recession'
'A massive oil spill results in improved wildlife viscosity'
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12th October 2006, 8:43am
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#14 | | Harvey Kartel
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
"Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria Boasts: 'No Man Can Stop Me'"
"Martin Luther King: 'I Had a Really Weird Dream Last Night'"
"Dastardly Japs Bomb Colonially Occupied US Non-State." | |
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12th October 2006, 9:04am
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#15 | | I hate your band SuperMod
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| Re: Favourite headlines from "The Onion"
“Universal Remote Latest Step in Area Man’s Plan for Total Living Room Domination” | |
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