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23rd October 2006, 5:47pm
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#16 | | Experimental stooge
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| Re: Useless superpowers
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Originally Posted by LesMTS  What do you call a superhero who's powers are absolutely useless? | A mutant? An interesting diversion/party piece? An average hero?
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23rd October 2006, 5:47pm
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#17 | | Curiosity killed the twat SuperMod
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| Re: Useless superpowers
Psychico, who, after accidentally swallowing a radioactive clock, can see one half second second into the future.
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23rd October 2006, 5:48pm
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#18 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
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| Re: Useless superpowers
Sciurus, who has a bushy tail and is able to tell with the power of his mind alone, whether something is a squirrel or not, even with his eyes closed.
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23rd October 2006, 5:50pm
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#19 | | Pillowpants Moderator
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| Re: Useless superpowers
Hamster Man - who, when he gets bitten by a radioactive Hamster from a research facility, has the ability to pouch things and not drink much water.
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23rd October 2006, 5:55pm
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#20 | | Curiosity killed the twat SuperMod
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| Re: Useless superpowers
The Invisible Leper, who, after a radioactive accident of one kind or another, can become invisible only while clanging a large, magical hand-held bell.
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23rd October 2006, 6:12pm
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#21 | | The Oncoming Storm Editor
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| Re: Useless superpowers
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Originally Posted by LesMTS What do you call a superhero who's powers are absolutely useless? | Aquaman Someone had to say it
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23rd October 2006, 6:16pm
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#22 | | Princess
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| Re: Useless superpowers
This all just reminds me of Mystery Men  | |
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23rd October 2006, 6:17pm
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#23 | | ImPETEster
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| Re: Useless superpowers
amnesia man - cant remember his powers
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23rd October 2006, 6:47pm
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#24 | | Oh Captain My Captain
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| Re: Useless superpowers
Captain X-Ray, who got x-ray vision so strong that it penetrates everything, so all he can ever see is the blackness of the universe. | |
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23rd October 2006, 6:50pm
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#25 | | Curiosity killed the twat SuperMod
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| Re: Useless superpowers
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Originally Posted by Semprini Captain X-Ray, who got x-ray vision so strong that it penetrates everything, so all he can ever see is the blackness of the universe. | If I ever go blind that's how I'm going to explain it.
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23rd October 2006, 7:30pm
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#26 | | ImPETEster
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| Re: Useless superpowers
captin vynil - is old and outdated, but back in the day he could spin any LP and using his pinky he was able to play them. his mouth was the speaker
(and i know i cant spell)
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23rd October 2006, 7:40pm
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#27 | | Oh Captain My Captain
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| Re: Useless superpowers
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Originally Posted by Catinacooker captin vynil - is old and outdated, but back in the day he could spin any LP and using his pinky he was able to play them. his mouth was the speaker | On the plus side, if you play Captain Vinyl at 78rpm, he gains super speed. | |
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23rd October 2006, 7:41pm
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#28 | | Pillowpants Moderator
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| Re: Useless superpowers
Impotent Man. Has the power to make any man impotent.
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23rd October 2006, 7:41pm
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#29 | | Mr WYSIWYG
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Club foot man. Can become club footed at a mere thought.
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23rd October 2006, 7:42pm
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#30 | | ImPETEster
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| Re: Useless superpowers
but a slightly annoying voice pitch tho 
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