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  1. 23rd October 2006 7:42pm #31
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    Re: Useless superpowers

    Quote Originally Posted by Pantgirl View Post
    Impotent Man. Has the power to make any man impotent.
    That could actually be useful.





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    Re: Useless superpowers

    Quote Originally Posted by Will_Couper View Post
    That could actually be useful.





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    Re: Useless superpowers

    Advertising Standards Man, can make reccomendations and respond to claims, but can't actually do anything useful.

    Russia's a useless superpower, no?
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    Hardly, they brought us vodka.....


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    Re: Useless superpowers

    Quote Originally Posted by Strider C.R.U.X. View Post
    America?
    I was gonna say France, Russia and the UK. Ah well.

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    Re: Useless superpowers

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    Re: Useless superpowers

    screw man - the man who can turn into a screw (the metal kind) at will
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    Re: Useless superpowers

    Quote Originally Posted by LesMTS View Post
    What do you call a superhero who's powers are absolutely useless?
    I was doing some tedious and repetitive cell culture work today and was entertaining myself throughout it by inventing new superheroes in my head.
    My favourite was "Indestructable Pelvis Man" who, after sitting on a radioactive chair, developed an indestructable pelvis. He's really pissed off that he didn't get a better superpower, like flight or lasers from eyes, because although the fact that his pelvis is indestructable is quite remarkable it's also remarkably useless.
    What a tragedy.
    What do you call a superhero WHOSE powers, I reckon. 'Scool... buy me a drink sometime.
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    Re: Useless superpowers

    Radiation Girl!

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    Re: Useless superpowers

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    Useless powers if ever I saw them

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    Re: Useless superpowers

    Quote Originally Posted by unkle markus View Post
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    Re: Useless superpowers

    Horse Horse, a horse which was bitten by a radioactive horse, gaining all the proportionate speed and strength of a horse.
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    Re: Useless superpowers

    The Phantom Shiver, who, when he's cold, has the ability to warm himself up by vibrating slightly without clenching his teeth and going "brrrr".

    To those present, his shivering is completely undetectable!

    He developed this ability after being bitten by a set of those novelty wind-up chattering teeth that a technician at Chernobyl had once owned.

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