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23rd October 2006, 7:42pm
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#31 | | Mr WYSIWYG
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| Re: Useless superpowers
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Originally Posted by Pantgirl  Impotent Man. Has the power to make any man impotent. | That could actually be useful.
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23rd October 2006, 7:45pm
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#32 | | Moment Ruiner
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| Re: Useless superpowers
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Originally Posted by Will_Couper That could actually be useful.
Will | she fails *shakes head*
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23rd October 2006, 7:55pm
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#33 | | Harvey Kartel
Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Beatdown Central
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| Re: Useless superpowers
Advertising Standards Man, can make reccomendations and respond to claims, but can't actually do anything useful.
Russia's a useless superpower, no?
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23rd October 2006, 8:28pm
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#34 | | Commander
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| Re: Useless superpowers
Hardly, they brought us vodka.....
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23rd October 2006, 8:32pm
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#35 | | Good times
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| Re: Useless superpowers
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Originally Posted by Strider C.R.U.X. America? | I was gonna say France, Russia and the UK. Ah well.
Edit: young Declan, we are as one. A bit.
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23rd October 2006, 8:37pm
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#36 | | Registered User
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| Re: Useless superpowers
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23rd October 2006, 10:45pm
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#37 | | Moment Ruiner
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| Re: Useless superpowers
screw man - the man who can turn into a screw (the metal kind) at will
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23rd October 2006, 10:48pm
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#38 | | Meat Festival
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| Re: Useless superpowers
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Originally Posted by LesMTS What do you call a superhero who's powers are absolutely useless?
I was doing some tedious and repetitive cell culture work today and was entertaining myself throughout it by inventing new superheroes in my head.
My favourite was "Indestructable Pelvis Man" who, after sitting on a radioactive chair, developed an indestructable pelvis. He's really pissed off that he didn't get a better superpower, like flight or lasers from eyes, because although the fact that his pelvis is indestructable is quite remarkable it's also remarkably useless.
What a tragedy. | What do you call a superhero WHOSE powers, I reckon. 'Scool... buy me a drink sometime.
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23rd October 2006, 10:50pm
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#39 | | Highlight Of The Night!
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| Re: Useless superpowers
Radiation Girl! 
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23rd October 2006, 10:51pm
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#40 | | MacGuyver
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23rd October 2006, 10:53pm
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#41 | | Moment Ruiner
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| Re: Useless superpowers
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24th October 2006, 6:39am
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#42 | | A Jubilant Mass Editor
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| Re: Useless superpowers
Horse Horse, a horse which was bitten by a radioactive horse, gaining all the proportionate speed and strength of a horse.
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24th October 2006, 7:07am
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#43 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
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| Re: Useless superpowers
The Phantom Shiver, who, when he's cold, has the ability to warm himself up by vibrating slightly without clenching his teeth and going "brrrr".
To those present, his shivering is completely undetectable!
He developed this ability after being bitten by a set of those novelty wind-up chattering teeth that a technician at Chernobyl had once owned.
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