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24th October 2006, 12:42pm
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#1 | | death by cricket bat
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| Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'
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24th October 2006, 12:44pm
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#2 | | 啼米
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| Re: Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'
I got a flip phone, and i use mine as a sexual aid.
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24th October 2006, 12:54pm
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#3 | | I hate your band SuperMod
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| Re: Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'
Free contraception! | |
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24th October 2006, 12:58pm
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#4 | | small&insignificant
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| Re: Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'
I wish I had sperm
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24th October 2006, 1:02pm
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#5 | | Experimental stooge
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| Re: Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'
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Originally Posted by Elspeth  I wish I had sperm | You could probably find a few donors from here 
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24th October 2006, 1:04pm
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#6 | | small&insignificant
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| Re: Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'
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Originally Posted by endless psych You could probably find a few donors from here | I've already tried 
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24th October 2006, 1:06pm
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#7 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
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| Re: Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'
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Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'
| How the hell does a sperm use a mobile phone?
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24th October 2006, 1:11pm
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#8 | | I hate your band SuperMod
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| Re: Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'
I used to have a candle shaped liked a ‘happy sperm’. I have no record of how it reacted to mobile phone use nearby. | |
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24th October 2006, 1:22pm
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#9 | | Experimental stooge
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| Re: Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'
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Originally Posted by Elspeth I've already tried | Obviously not hard enough... Quote:
Originally Posted by djtoast How the hell does a sperm use a mobile phone? | I would have thought the more pertinent question would be who the hell are they phoning???
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24th October 2006, 1:33pm
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#10 | | Registered User
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| Re: Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'
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Originally Posted by Headline Heavy use of mobile phones may damage men's fertility, a study has suggested. | A swift kick in the balls MAY damage men's fertility, a study has suggested. | |
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24th October 2006, 1:37pm
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#11 | | I hate your band SuperMod
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| Re: Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'
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Originally Posted by Dr Pacey If you are holding it up to your head to speak a lot, it makes no sense that it is having a direct effect on your testes. | I like Dr Pacey. He talks sense. There should be more of that. Oh, wait; there is! Quote: |
Originally Posted by Dr Pacey … people who use phones for longer might be more sedentary, more stressed or eat more junk food, which might be more likely explanations for the link found in the study. | In other news, I keep my mobile phone in my trouser pocket all day every day because I don’t like children. | |
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24th October 2006, 1:50pm
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#12 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
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| Re: Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'
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Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'
| Solution: don't use this: 
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24th October 2006, 1:56pm
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#13 | | Registered User
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| Re: Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'
Maybe, just maybe, the fact that they come from Ohio is the reason why they have a low sperm count and mobility. | |
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24th October 2006, 1:59pm
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#14 | | Experimental stooge
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| Re: Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'
It could be all the steroids in their meat...
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