Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'

[petpiranha]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6079782.stm

Les, you're fucked by the looks of it

[Timmy]

I got a flip phone, and i use mine as a sexual aid.

[poprock]

Free contraception!

[Elspeth]

I wish I had sperm

[endless psych]

I wish I had sperm

You could probably find a few donors from here

[Elspeth]

You could probably find a few donors from here

I've already tried

[djtoast]

Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'

How the hell does a sperm use a mobile phone?

[poprock]

I used to have a candle shaped liked a ‘happy sperm’. I have no record of how it reacted to mobile phone use nearby.

[endless psych]

I've already tried

Obviously not hard enough...

How the hell does a sperm use a mobile phone?

I would have thought the more pertinent question would be who the hell are they phoning???

[Stew]

Heavy use of mobile phones may damage men's fertility, a study has suggested.

A swift kick in the balls MAY damage men's fertility, a study has suggested.

[poprock]

If you are holding it up to your head to speak a lot, it makes no sense that it is having a direct effect on your testes.

I like Dr Pacey. He talks sense. There should be more of that. Oh, wait; there is!

… people who use phones for longer might be more sedentary, more stressed or eat more junk food, which might be more likely explanations for the link found in the study.

In other news, I keep my mobile phone in my trouser pocket all day every day because I don’t like children.

[djtoast]

Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'

Solution: don't use this:



use this:

[Kath]

Maybe, just maybe, the fact that they come from Ohio is the reason why they have a low sperm count and mobility.

[endless psych]

It could be all the steroids in their meat...