Endangered Animals

**LesMTS** · 15th November 2006, 5:07pm

Let's face it, it's never easy when someone's overstayed their welcome. You may well like them and all but when it comes down to it, it's best for everyone that they get going. You'll always have the memories.
So, I've compiled some of the third wheels, the spare pricks, the gooseberries of the animal kingdom. Which one would you like to see leave without a fuss?

The Northern Hairy Nosed Wombat

There isn't room for two kinds of hairy nosed wombat in the world and it looks like the southern hairy nosed wombat is going to take the trophy.
There may be less than 50 Northern Hairy Nosed Wombats left in the entire world so it probably hasn't got much of a chance anyway, in fact it's probably going to be extinct by the time you finish reading this post. So what's the harm in helping it on its way?

The Californian Condor

This horrible bird is classed as "critically" endangered with less than 40 mature individuals in the wild. That's not endangered enough for the evil looking cunt.
There is a positive mountain of scientific evidence that this winged abomination is responsible for souring milk, failed crops, birth defects, Limp Bizkit's career and menstruation.

The Giant Panda

Should we allow (protect even) the existence of a species which stubbornly refuses to help us out? Our patience is running out, four-eyes.

The Alabama Shad

This is the most generic, boring fish I have ever seen. Not even the ecologist hippies care enough to estimate how many are left in the wild. If something has to go and it's between this and the Siberian Tiger then, I'm sorry Alabama Shad (Shad?!) but its time to say goodbye to your friends and family (or it would be, if they weren't going too).

Which brings me to....

The Siberian Tiger

You're a tiger! You're supposed to live in the jungle, eating buffalos and deers and the like. What is there to eat in Siberia? Malnourished Russian peasants? It's your own fault and you know it and don't expect me to give you any sympathy until you start inhabiting a sensible part of the world.

And finally....

The Blue Whale

The Blue Whale is the largest animal to have ever lived on Earth. It lives in the sea. In this terrifying time, with the world climate crisis and large parts of terra firma faced with destruction wrought by rising sea levels I have two words: Archimedes Principle. That is all.

Withnail · 15th November 2006, 5:09pm

I'd love to eat some endangered animals.

**LesMTS** · 15th November 2006, 5:16pm

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Originally Posted by Withnail

I'd love to eat some endangered animals.

I see, I see....... a serial documentary.

endless psych · 15th November 2006, 5:18pm

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Originally Posted by LesMTS

I see, I see....... a serial documentary.

Today were in California to try their famous Californian fried Condor made with a secret mix of herbs and spices... Tomorrow we will be feasting on blue whale garnished with grated puffin...

Withnail · 15th November 2006, 5:42pm

I'm totally up for that. Who's going to right the treatment for it? YOu just know fox will buy it.

This week - Panda fillet mignon with black eye (sorry, bean) sauce.

**LesMTS** · 15th November 2006, 5:50pm

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Originally Posted by Withnail

I'm totally up for that. Who's going to right the treatment for it? YOu just know fox will buy it.

This week - Panda fillet mignon with black eye (sorry, bean) sauce.

Depends how classy you want it to be, I guess.
Bugsy not having the Shad.

Will_Couper · 16th November 2006, 12:58am

A nice big blue whale stake for me, thanks.

Will

Pantgirl · 16th November 2006, 1:01am

OOps..I voted before reading the actual thread

I thought it was going to be about who you think is going to go first hwnce why I voted the Tiger

THe fish is gay - i'd go for that (Although does it have some ecological significance ie eating some algae that only it eats etc?)

Will_Couper · 16th November 2006, 1:10am

As if the world needs another species of herring.

Will

**djtoast** · 16th November 2006, 3:59am

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The Blue Whale is the largest animal to have ever lived on Earth. It lives in the sea. In this terrifying time, with the world climate crisis and large parts of terra firma faced with destruction wrought by rising sea levels I have two words: Archimedes Principle. That is all.

But given but the reason for their inclusion on your list is that there's hardly any of them, it wouldn't help us out much.

From that point of view, you'd be better off picking tigers if you want to lower sea levels: If there were no tigers, fewer people would go on Safari = fewer land rovers kicking about Africa spilling greenhouse gasses out the back = cooler climate and lower sea levels.

It's LOGIC, damn you, don't argue.

**Ghostsuit** · 16th November 2006, 4:07am

Did you look at that Tigers face? That bad boys not going extinct for anyone, he's well pissed off.

**djtoast** · 16th November 2006, 4:09am

Haha, I think someone just outta the frame is standing on his tail perhaps.

**Ghostsuit** · 16th November 2006, 4:19am

He's definitely got that..."Yo fucko with the camera, your gettinit and I'm flogging the camera after?" look.

Will_Couper · 16th November 2006, 3:14pm

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He's definitely got that..."Yo fucko with the camera, your gettinit and I'm flogging the camera after?" look.

It's a tiger. He's not exactly going to say, "Wot-ho, old chap, pull up a table and chair and we'll have afternoon tea," is he?

Will

I'm Your God Now · 16th November 2006, 3:17pm

I'd go for the blue whale.

Not a big fan of things bigger than me.