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im not in favour of dialling 911 your honour.
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
It's lengthy but fantastic viewing.
Briefly, a defense lawyer turns up to court drunk, slurring and tells lie after lie after ludicrous lie to the judge in attempt to get off the hook.
He's not drunk, apparently, he's concussed after a mystery car rear-ended him into another car then both cars disappeared. He names a puzzled girl he met twenty minutes before entering the courtroom as his ex-girlfriend. His gran died two weeks ago (or was it a month? he can't remember) and he's stressed.......guy just keeps digging himself deeper.
Lawyer: (after being breathalysed) "I am stone sober..."
Judge: "Mr Caramagno, if I were you I would just be quiet at this point."
Willies.
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im not in favour of dialling 911 your honour.
He can't even stick to one story, let alone demonstrate any kind of consistency within a story.Originally Posted by Mistle Toe
Last edited by LesMTS; 15th January 2007 at 10:31pm.
Willies.
i wont waste it for anyone else!
"your honour i admit i had a few drinks last night, but i just want to try this case"
Spent a while watching all those, pretty funny!
Haha, fantastic.
And look:
http://josephcaramagno.com/
Might wanna rewrite that, pal.WITH 14 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE DEFENDING CITIZENS' RIGHTS IN CRIMINAL COURTS AND OVER 50 JURY TRIALS JOSEPH CARAMAGNO BRINGS THE KIND OF EXPERIENCE YOU NEED WHEN CHARGED WITH A CRIME.
AS A FORMER ASSISTANT DISTRICT ATTORNEY, MR. CARAMAGNO KNOWS BOTH SIDES OF THE LAW AND HAS FIRST HAND KNOWLEDGE OF HOW POLICE AND PROSECUTORS EVALUATE A CASE. THIS INSIGHT IS CRITICAL IN EVALUATING HOW TO MOST SUCCESSFULLY DEFEND YOUR CASE AND EXPLOITWEAKNESS IN THE GOVERNMENT'S CASE AGAINST YOU.
Reassuring.YOU WILL NOT BE DISHED OFF TO A LESS EXPERIENCED ATTORNEY, BUT WILL RECEIVE THE PERSONAL ATTENTION FROM THE BATTLE TESTED EXPERIENCED FORMER PROSECUTOR YOU HIRED, JOSEPH S CARAMAGNO .
Willies.
One instance of when you'd want him to be bullshitting you.
How many ridiculous lies did he actually tell during that whole sorry incident?
The hit and run was clearly pish.
What was all that about his ex-girlfriend?
Willies.
I'd have though the bar association would have something to say...Judge Michelle Leavitt will decide whether Joe Caramagno will be charged for the mistrial. If so, he'll be given an itemized bill. Each day in court ranges in cost from $4,000 to $7,000. The case was declared a mistrial on the second day.
I'd be raging if that ws my Lawyer! He's up for a life sentence for kidnapping and your lawyer turns up drunk spouting pish? Madness!!!
gutted.
31/07/10
Just reminded of this and bumping for giggles.
High larious.
If I hire him as my lawyer, do I also get a free smoking monkey?
On you go, http://josephcaramagno.com/
WITH 14 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE DEFENDING CITIZENS' RIGHTS IN CRIMINAL COURTS AND OVER 50 JURY TRIALS JOSEPH CARAMAGNO BRINGS THE KIND OF EXPERIENCE YOU NEED WHEN CHARGED WITH A CRIME
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