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poprock · 5th February 2007, 11:30am

If Les goes along to this and comes back ‘transformed’, it’s your fault. All of you.

MarkMono · 5th February 2007, 11:30am

Bleeding Californians.

Poseidon · 5th February 2007, 11:33am

Yup it's fairly sucky, so Keith is facing jail time for speaking out.

Theres a great phone in with Mark Bunker of XENUTV on Youtube.

Mark Bunker on Vince Daniels

That explains everything

**LesMTS** · 5th February 2007, 11:55am

Quote:

Originally Posted by poprock

If Les goes along to this and comes back ‘transformed’, it’s your fault. All of you.

0x21 · 5th February 2007, 12:07pm

If you can, film it

**LesMTS** · 5th February 2007, 1:16pm

I just e-mailed him back asking for more information.
He did say just ask if I wanted any more info.

katinacooker · 5th February 2007, 1:23pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by LesMTS

Just got this in my inbox...

So, what do I do?

start a thread called " Funniest things do to for your own amusment part 3 : An evaluation "

**LesMTS** · 5th February 2007, 2:53pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by LesMTS

I just e-mailed him back asking for more information.
He did say just ask if I wanted any more info.

Quote:

Hello William,

thanks for coming back quickly.

Yes, we give full evaluations on a person to person basis, in full
confidence.

You have probably seen the graph on the computer screen, but that doesn't
give the full picture.

For example, there is one specific point on the graph that dictates to some
degree the rest of the graph. If that point drops, it can pull the whole
graph down with it.

So, we do a person to person evaluation, as your input is needed to see
exactly how each point, whether low or high, applies to your specific
situation.

It usually takes around half an hour.

When would suit you ? ( We are open weekdays 9am to 10pm and weekends
9am - 6pm )

Hmmmmm.

poprock · 5th February 2007, 3:09pm

A graph of what? What do the axes represent? Is it like ’70s biorhythm graphs? Are you talking total mince? Ooh, the questions …

Withnail · 5th February 2007, 3:14pm

Biorhythms! My mum's hippy pal was into all that.

**LesMTS** · 5th February 2007, 3:15pm

I think I'm going to go. I'm a little concerned though. I'll have to persuade someone to come with me.
They will let me out again, yeah?

MarkMono · 5th February 2007, 3:16pm

I'll come along, I may leave an explosive device in their bathroom or something along those lines though, so don't give them your real name.

Poseidon · 6th February 2007, 2:59pm

Don't give out any personal information, they'll hound you with promotional material otherwise. They are incredibly convincing, they have been trained - through the study materials, to focus 100% on your body language, grab hold of any negative emotion that you could show and they can read you like a book.

When recruiting they have been known to search through your records, credit history etc. They want to know how much money you can hand over to them through courses.

So if you do decide to go along, don't hang along any longer than their 30 minutes of testing...they try to grab hold of you, they may ask you to stay for an orientation presentation...

In short, come back alive

**LesMTS** · 6th February 2007, 3:06pm

Well, if Mark's coming with me then I'm sure he'll pull me out if things get nasty.
I am, however, fully confident of my ability to resist believing their interpretation of my results in their dubious tests. They rely on making things sound official and scientific, much like a practitioner of, I don't know, homeopathy might, and I'm sure I can see through that.

**djtoast** · 6th February 2007, 3:08pm

I really wish I could see this.

You should take a dictaphone or something.