What the hell!?!?!?!?

[LesMTS]

I watched a movie last night called 'Terror Firmer'. Anyone else watched this masterpiece? I'm sure some of you must have.
The craziest thing I have ever seen. Utter, utter, utter, utter bad taste. Take the sickest, worst taste jokes from south park, mix it with the goriest film you've ever witnessed and throw in some porn and the result would still look like 'The Antiques Roadshow' when compared to this. It needs a new genre. Since you can't get any darker than black I propose all films labelled 'black comedies' are now relabelled 'slightly black-ish comedies' as this piece of cinematic genius has carved a new benchmark.

If you've seen it.......what the hell was the deal with that pregnant woman getting de-fetused by that......er.....thing? Or the escalator scene?? Or what Ron Jeremy's character did to his kid??? Infact, what the hell was the deal with the whole goddamn movie?????????

I almost laughed my lungs out, cried and puked simultaneously.

WATCH THIS FILM!!!!!!!!!!!

"Don't give up the fight for truly independent cinema!"

[petpiranha]

It's now on my do to list - cheers les.

[LesMTS]

Yeah man, I suggest you watch it. You'll love it. Takes the whole South Park gross-out/non-PC comedy and takes it to a whole new level (low?) while spoofing the 'American Pie', 'Road Trip' teen romp kind of movies and adding a crazed serial killer. The man Ross Henderson gave me a loan of it.

We could maybe watch it after rehearsal on Sunday if we can find a venue, perfect beer viewing.

Here's a couple of reviews I found on IMDB (neither is a good review but sometimes bad reviews articulate things best even when they get the rating wrong hahahaha, remember what you said about the review that made you buy the McLusky album.....):

"The people who came up with this should be institutionalized. For two hours, I was stuck in their sick, sick world. I'm glad to be out."


"I can honestly say that "Terror firmer" is perhaps the grossest, sickest and the most perverted, nauseating and disgusting movie I've ever seen and I swear that I've seen lots of grotesque filth in my days. I'm glad if I'll never see this dreadful mess again. Funny thing is, by saying this I'm only praising Lloyd Kaufman because that was exactly his intention in the first place. This time, however, he really exceeded himself. I've seen Troma films before and I'm very much aware of their standards but "Terror firmer" is phenomenally sickening even in Troma's twisted calibre. If you want to see nearly two hours of gore, violence, bare intestines, killings, rapes, loose limbs, guts, vomit, crap-eating and tits and some more gore and tits with no meaning whatsoever by all means watch "Terror firmer". I'm only wondering how can someone dare to make this kind of a senseless, morbid trash? "

[beansie]

you guys should see if the directors available for the next mts video

[petpiranha]

Watched this movie today.

It is utterly, utterly AMAZING.
Most outrageously sick, weird, funny, fucked-up piece of cinema I've seen in......well, possibly ever!

They should put it on at the DCA.

[LesMTS]

Yeah, they should. I suggest we petition them to do a whole Lloyd Kaufmann/Troma season. I'm sure they'd consider it. In fact I might e-mail them just now.

In fact I WILL e-mail them just now. I think everyone else should follow suit ............ mail@dca.org.uk !!!!

www.troma.com

"Don't give up the fight for truly independent cinema!"

[petpiranha]

OK - starting this as a new thread.