Neds - A True Story by Me

[mischief]

Originally Posted by Kenny Everett

You should know better than to be a drunken twit near potentially violent folk you don't kniow.

Hell, I'd have twatted you for being an irritating student

What he said.

[TheCastrator]

Originally Posted by LesMTS

Their problem is far, far more enduring. That half hour is well behind me now.

Yet you insist on talking about it.

[LesMTS]

Does that seem contrary to you? I never claimed that I was disinterested in commenting on or discussing their enduring problem and the further problems it causes. I moan about loads of stuff that I'd do well to just not bother talking about, as, I suspect, does everyone else on this planet (at least everyone i've ever encountered, apart from mutes).

Anyway, as much as i'd love to sit in this office for the rest of the night, I'm going to go home as my shift has finished. Have a nice evening.

[Kenny]

Originally Posted by Kenny Everett

Hell, I'd have twatted you for being an irritating student

No you wouldn't, you mincing liar.

[SuperMike!]

Les - I wanna hear the story! You were certainly in jovial spirits when Andy & I left the Westie!

(Most of) the rest of you - please remove the rods from your arses and allow the man to continue his tale.

[LesMTS]

I'll finish it soon, Mike. Probably on Saturday at work. There is usually nothing to do on a Saturday in my beautiful workplace.

[Krocktopus]

Yeah Les I would like to hear your interesting too. no doubt it has hilarious consequences and perhaps even a lesson to learn at the end involving Snarf so we can all laugh together before a rockin theme tune comes in. Yeah!!!



You guys shouldnt be so afraid of neds, they're just wee arseholes in kappa tracksuits.