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    Jem vs Bill Hicks

    "It’s just a ride, it’s just a ride
    no need to run, no need to hide
    It’ll take you round and round
    Sometimes you’re up
    sometimes you’re down
    It’s just a ride, it’s just a ride
    don’t be scared
    don’t hide your eyes
    It may feel so real inside
    but don’t forget it’s just a ride"

    Lyrics to the new song by bland-ass pop pipistrel 'Jem'. I wonder if any Bill Hicks fans out there recognise them.
    Incidentally, the song is dreadful.

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    You've been fantastic and I hope you enjoyed it. There is a point, is there a point to all of this? Let's find a point. Is there a point to my act? I would say there is. I have to. The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think that it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. [Audience member shouts 'bollocks'] There is a lot denial in this ride, the ride, in fact, is made up of denial "All things work in Goatboys favour". The world is like a ride at an amusement park. It goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "hey - don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride..." And we... kill those people. Ha ha "Shut him up." "We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." Just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. Jesus mudered; Martin Luther King mudered; Malcolm X murdered; Gandhi murdered; John Lennon murdered; Reagan.... wounded. But it doesn't matter because: It's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love.

    The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money that we spend on weapons and defences each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. Thank you very much, you've been great. [Applause] I hope you enjoyed it. London, you were fantastic, thank you, thank you very much. [bow] [bow] [three shots ring out - Bill crumples to the ground] CUT: Bill slams against the Monolith, and slides to the ground CUT: the riderless white horse walks along the road, away from the camera VO: It's Just A Ride... It's Just A Ride...
    I love Bill's stuff, unfortunately I cant quote it word for word ^This is from a website. I don’t think the lyrical styling of Jem has done him any justice.

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    Re: Jem vs Bill Hicks

    Who is Jem anyway? Am I better off not knowing...?

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    Re: Jem vs Bill Hicks

    Quote Originally Posted by petpiranha
    Who is Jem anyway? Am I better off not knowing...?
    Better not knowing

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    The masterpiece in it's entirety;

    "Life, it’s ever so strange
    It’s so full of change
    Think that you’ve worked it out
    then BANG
    Right out of the blue
    Something happens to you
    To throw you off course
    and then you

    Breakdown
    Yeah you breakdown
    Well don’t you breakdown
    Listen to me
    Because

    It’s just a ride, it’s just a ride
    no need to run, no need to hide
    It’ll take you round and round
    Sometimes you’re up
    sometimes you’re down
    It’s just a ride, it’s just a ride
    don’t be scared
    don’t hide your eyes
    It may feel so real inside
    but don’t forget it’s just a ride

    Truth, we don’t wanna hear
    It’s too much to take
    Don’t like to feel out of control
    So we make our plans
    Ten times a day
    And when they don’t go
    our way we

    Breakdown
    Yeah we breakdown
    Well don’t you breakdown
    Listen to me
    Because

    It’s just a ride, it’s just a ride
    no need to run, no need to hide
    It’ll take you round and round
    Sometimes you’re up
    sometimes you’re down
    It’s just a ride, it’s just a ride
    don’t be scared
    don’t hide your eyes
    It may feel so real inside
    but don’t forget it’s just a ride

    Slowly, oh so very slowly
    except that
    there’s no getting off
    So live it, just gotta go with it
    coz this ride’s, never gonna stop

    Breakdown
    Don’t you breakdown
    No need to breakdown
    No need at all
    Because

    It’s just a ride, it’s just a ride
    no need to run, no need to hide
    It’ll take you all around
    Sometimes you’re up
    sometimes you’re down
    It’s just a ride, it’s just a ride
    don’t be scared now
    dry your eyes
    It may feel so real inside
    but don’t forget enjoy the ridet"


    These are truly terrible lyrics, non?

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    God thats awful.

    If you want some proper lyrix cxheck out the mighty Norweigan Death Punks Turbonegro. Here's the words to the first verse of Deathtime from their classic 1995 LP Ass Cobra

    Shaking hands with Morrisey
    Its Deathtime!!
    Sucking cock in East Africa
    Its Deathtime!!
    Ask a lesbian for a fuck
    Its Deathtime!!
    Take a shower in ... Aushwitz!!
    Its Deathtime!!!

    Those are much better lyrix I think.
    incedentally their new album Party Animals rocks the big one, I bet you can't guess what they get to rhyme with 'Election'

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    Re: Jem vs Bill Hicks

    introspection?

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    I heard the Jem song when I woke up this morning. Unfortunately it was on Radio1 and my alarm was set to radio. It is definitely PiSH. Unlike Turbonegro, who I saw at T in the Park, who are great.

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    Re: Jem vs Bill Hicks

    uumm you guys do know that jem did that as a tribute to bill hicks??
    she liked him.

    I know this thread is old. but I just thought I had to point that out.

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    Re: Jem vs Bill Hicks

    Hi Jem
    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Macca Doo
    I think it's obvious there's two sides to the Forum - normal people, and people who can't face how shite they are.

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    Re: Jem vs Bill Hicks

    Can't even remember this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Macca Doo
    I think it's obvious there's two sides to the Forum - normal people, and people who can't face how shite they are.

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    Re: Jem vs Bill Hicks

    Outrageous. Truly, truly, truly outrageous.

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