Crushed by authority

[LesMTS]

I almost got sacked yesterday for writing Zombie stories on my PC when I should have been working. It was pretty embarrassing being 25 years old and getting a dressing down for that reason! Hahahahahahahahahahaha, oh well. What made it worse is I think she thought they were serious stories or something, like I was well into writing zombie stories.
Fair enough though I suppose, it's not what i'm paid for.

[Krocktopus]

Hey Dude, how did they catch you?
Its ironic that they pay you to be a zombie but don't like you writing about them.

















BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LesMTS]

The general humming of the office and my intense concentration on the zombie story prevented me from realising that she was standing not 2 feet from my shoulder reading my screen. Hahahahaha.
Did you like my trashy zombie story? I need to spend a bit more time on it, that shit just went from brain to keyboard. Helped the day go by though!

[Krocktopus]

Haha. Oh well I guess theres not much you can do if you're caught red handed.
I was enjoying your Zombie serial and was looking forward to more thrilling instalments, I'm sure I wasn't the only one. I liked the high fiving that was going on, nice touch in light of recent events in the high five world.

Incidentally I read it at work and am at work at the moment as I type, I don't know what they really expect if they let you have access to the internet and give you something boring to do.

At least you got to freak out a square. Thats always good.

[LesMTS]

Zombie story production has been shut down for the time being as I only dare go online for short bursts like this at the moment. I guess my employers are just not down with the zombie scene.
What's your favourite ZOMBIE movie? Mine has to be 'Day of The Dead', I think it slightly beats 'Dawn of the Dead' for sheer claustrophobic tension and a clown ZOMBIE and an alligator ZOMBIE. The weirderst ZOMBIE movies i've ever seen are Lucio Fulci's 'The Beyond' and some trash called 'Return of the Living Dead Girls' which was basically a porno..........but with ZOMBIES.

BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Zombies rule.