Edinburgh this Weekend

Krocktopus · 29th June 2005, 1:17pm

Yo! any of you necrophiles coming down to Edinburgh this weekend for the anti-capitalist festivities?

**LesMTS** · 30th June 2005, 8:57am

I'm going up into the mountains to get pissed and eat meat so I can't. I think that's the best thing for me seeing as I hate greedy capitalists and stupid anarchists more or less equally. I don't mind hippies, as long as they hold back on the new-age bullshit that they like to espouse.
Barbequed venison for me this weekend. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Krocktopus · 30th June 2005, 11:27am

Tasty.
Yes greedy capitalists and stupid people can get to fuck. i wont call them anarchists because i studied politics at uni and know what anarchism actually is, and its got bugger all to do with kicking in high street shops and making a mess of a town people live in. grrr.

Gonna hed into town though, seeing as 100s of 1000's of are going to appear from nowhere, see what the craic is. Probably get interesting at night.

Surely you are the hippy if your heading to the mountains for some camping and barbeques. I bet you're bringing an acoustic guitar. Although, i like hippies, mainly the chicks though, not the whiney tofu freaks, at least they've got long hair.

**LesMTS** · 30th June 2005, 12:39pm

Hippies are usually nice people. Some of them do have some unusual and silly ideas about the way the world works though. They don't seem to understand the correct meaning of the word 'energy', especially where applied to crystals.
Yep, I am bringing an acoustic guitar. Hahaha. My whole weekend plan is like the plot to some slasher movie;
"8 friends reunite for a weekend in a log cabin in the the middle of nowhere, miles from help. What will await them?"

Krocktopus · 30th June 2005, 1:58pm

Yeah i dont know any hippies that i dont like actually, and have, as i am sure you have also, been identified by others as a hippie on occassion. I'd rather be a psychedelic peace freak than a war pig, man thats for sure.

i hope you make sure you have enough petrol and your torch batteries dont run out. Remember don't go off on your own, or say you'll back in a minute, and look out for chainsaws, meat hooks, ice hockey masks, fresh graves, howling if its a full moon.

I hope there are no zombies in the lothian region at the moment, otherwise we could be over run at weekend by then undead, lots of people to recruit. Better hunt out my shotgun, spade, chainsaw, and fake brains. remember to prepare for such an eventuality yourself though, if it happens you could be our only hope.

**LesMTS** · 30th June 2005, 4:39pm

I'm definitely not going to sneak off into the woods to make out with a cheerleader, that's for sure (as much as I'd like to).

Unknown · 30th June 2005, 4:47pm

think ur fucking funny do u.

u fucking wee freak, u got nuffin betta to do with ur time u wee prick, grow up and grow some balls ya dick.

Rev Scapegoat · 30th June 2005, 5:50pm

On behalf of humanity in general, I would like to apologise for the actions of this creature.
We THINK it's probably human, since we're not sure what else it COULD be. But it certainly seems to lack the intelligence usually considered to be one of the criteria for being a member of the species.
Maybe it's some form of evolutionary throwback? We're not sure.
If you manage to find out where it came from, please let us know. We're fairly certain that it's escaped from a private collection at some point, as there have seemingly been attempts made to teach it to read and write. ( Well, either some not-very-successful attempts at that or it's managing to work out the language on its own. Whichever, the end result's the same - a bare minimum level of literacy. )

Sorry again.
If it keeps bothering you, my advice is to call the RSPCA and ask them to have it put out of its misery...

Krocktopus · 1st July 2005, 11:55am

I received this private message from Mr (I presume it is a he) Unknown.

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wanker!

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who eva started this user name is fucking dead.
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I presume this is some kind of pathetic threat. It's quite sad really isn't it.

Well I'm off to buy some new pants as i have just shat myself in fear.

adios amigos.

Rev Scapegoat · 1st July 2005, 11:58am

OK, this WILL be dealt with.

Just to confirm - Your real name IS Andy Temple, right?

**LesMTS** · 4th July 2005, 11:06am

I really don't understand the point that guy was making. Anyone care to fill me in?

Rev Scapegoat · 4th July 2005, 12:14pm

He seems to be under the impression that since his name is "Andy Temple", this Andy Temple is a user ID created to "pretend to be him, and take the piss".

Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

**LesMTS** · 4th July 2005, 5:30pm

Yeah, that's what I thought.
But then I read over Andy's posts and found absolutely nothing in them which would support such a concern of victimisation. I mean, why would anyone want to take the piss out of someone by typing up the stuff that Andy has written?? That's how I managed to get confused. I mean Andy is a pretty common name in this part of the world and Temple isn't lonely in the phone directory either. It's not as if he was posting under the name Bubba-Jerome MacSchiehallion or something.
Unless this 'unknown' character is pathologically paranoid I suppose.

Rev Scapegoat · 4th July 2005, 7:04pm

I don't know him in real life, but I think a fairly good idea of his general character can be gotten simply by searching for his posts in Alternativenation.
I can only say that we will keep an eye on the situation, and take appropriate action should he post any more such abusive messages.

My personal recommendation would be to inform the police should he make any more threats of physical violence, as that sort of thing simply should not be tolerated and those that think it acceptable deserve to be shown otherwise.

Krocktopus · 5th July 2005, 10:21am

Also, i'm older than this guy so, if anything, he has stolen the name from me.

I think that before he goes around making any more outlandish threats he would do well to realise that I know his name, his age, what he does for a job, where he lives, where he goes out at night in Belfast (which is a city i know very well, there are lots of dark alleyways near his drinking and clubbing spots), and what he looks like. He, on the other hand, knows that i have a seemingly common name.

I think he should be more carfeul about making threats to people he doesn't know anything about, especially when they can monitor his conversations to find out where he will be.
He should bear that in mind

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