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View Poll Results: Who will win the NAKED STAR JUMPS competition? | |
Mercury Tilt Switch
|     | 4 | 80.00% | |
Q without U
|    | 0 | 0% | |
Spyamp
|    | 0 | 0% | |
Alamos
|    | 0 | 0% | |
Fritz
|    | 1 | 20.00% |
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14th September 2005, 7:19pm
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#1 | | tired and emotional Editor
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| Naked Star Jump Competition on Tuesday
As we all know from my post on the thread about Tuesdays RAWK extravaganza, I will be organising a NAKED STAR JUMPS competition involving all the bands on the bill at the Westie on Tuesday. FRITZ can join in if he wants, even though he's not playing, because his band PERINEUM kick ass. For the rest it is COMPULSORY.
Place your bets in the attached POLL, who is going to win the competition MTS? Q without U? Spyamp? Alamos? or Fritz????
Last band with a member (fnar-fnar) doing star-jumps wins. It is WITHIN the rules for the crowd to throw body fluids and beer at the competitors who will all be on stage at ONCE.
It's going to be a corker.
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Last edited by LesMTS; 14th September 2005 at 7:27pm.
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14th September 2005, 7:28pm
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#2 | | Frankly my dear.....  Editor
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| Re: Naked Star Jump Competition on Tuesday
As I cannot make the gig can someone call to tell me the result as I have money on this.
Cheers 
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15th September 2005, 11:29am
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| Re: Naked Star Jump Competition on Tuesday
How much money?
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15th September 2005, 11:45am
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#4 | | Frankly my dear..... Editor
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| Re: Naked Star Jump Competition on Tuesday
£5
Promise photos of the event and maybe more people will vote!!
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15th September 2005, 11:46am
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| Re: Naked Star Jump Competition on Tuesday
Photos of the event must be posted please
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15th September 2005, 11:50am
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#6 | | tired and emotional Editor
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| Re: Naked Star Jump Competition on Tuesday
Andy said the police were filming it so it might get on Crimewatch. Or Worlds Biggest Dickheads Caught on Tape.
I see Fritz has procured a vote! He's the special guest wild card.
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15th September 2005, 1:49pm
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#7 | | King of the uncles!
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| Re: Naked Star Jump Competition on Tuesday
Im confused, how exactly do we decided who the winner is?
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15th September 2005, 1:51pm
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#8 | | Frankly my dear..... Editor
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| Re: Naked Star Jump Competition on Tuesday
Video it and I will be an impartial judge - prizes to be annoucned shortly!
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15th September 2005, 2:10pm
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#9 | | tired and emotional Editor
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| Re: Naked Star Jump Competition on Tuesday
The winner is the last band with a member who is still doing naked star jumps. So, for example, if everyone else has collapsed from exhaustion, fucked off to the bar, or has hurt their balls from their wabber bouncing on their scrotum and Kris from Alamos is still doing naked star jumps, then Alamos win. Make sense?
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15th September 2005, 4:00pm
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#10 | | Frankly my dear..... Editor
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| Re: Naked Star Jump Competition on Tuesday
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Originally Posted by LesMTS The winner is the last band with a member who is still doing naked star jumps. So, for example, if everyone else has collapsed from exhaustion, fucked off to the bar, or has hurt their balls from their wabber bouncing on their scrotum and Kris from Alamos is still doing naked star jumps, then Alamos win. Make sense? | 
As self proclaimed impartial judge I will still require video evidence though!
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28th September 2005, 2:38pm
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#11 | | into shit and piss
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| Re: Naked Star Jump Competition on Tuesday
So who won? | |
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