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15th September 2005, 12:42pm
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#1 | | tired and emotional Editor
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| Kanye West is a bawsack
Kanye West has his thumb on the pulse, never lets the important issues escape his indescribably sharp scrutiny. As you can see below, the man has the concerns of the world on his shoulders, he's a 21st century Mother Teresa, a leader among men;
"Hip-hop star KANYE WEST is advising his white counterparts that they can only use certain slang terms when they're out of style for black people.
The JESUS WALKS rapper - who recently charged that US President GEORGE W BUSH "doesn't care" about African Americans - believes that certain slang words should only be able to cross racial barriers when they're no longer in style for black people.
He says, "I think white people are allowed to say 'bling'. They are allowed to say old-school black slang, like 'hottie' and 'homie'.
"Actually, I do not think that (white people) are allowed to use slang until it is at least a year old. If you say a slang word too early, it's like you're trying to be black. So as long as the slang is a little played out, you're all good."
10/09/2005 18:00 "
Can he get nominated for the Nobel prize for Medicine, please? He's obviously discovered a new, super fast way of vanishing into one's own rectum.
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15th September 2005, 12:45pm
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| Re: Kanye West is a bawsack
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15th September 2005, 12:49pm
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#3 | | tired and emotional Editor
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| Re: Kanye West is a bawsack
Dude, the seventh girl along on your signature pic looks like she has a huge, priapasmic erection.
Kanye West is such as fuckstick I can't even comprehend it.
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15th September 2005, 12:51pm
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Dude, it's a strap on. | |
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15th September 2005, 12:56pm
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#5 | | Punisher Moderator
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| Re: Kanye West is a bawsack
What a legend of a boy.
He loves his spoutin the pish.
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15th September 2005, 12:57pm
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#6 | | Imported
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| Re: Kanye West is a bawsack
thank you kanye, you're a talent less scrotum, but at least i'll never again comit the faux-pa of sounding like i'm trying to be black. the world makes sense again, thank you. | |
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15th September 2005, 12:58pm
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#7 | | Tishoumaren
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| Re: Kanye West is a bawsack
I laughed my ass off at that. Everything Kanye says is gold.
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15th September 2005, 9:09pm
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#8 | | into shit and piss
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| Re: Kanye West is a bawsack
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16th September 2005, 5:30pm
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#9 | | tear you apart
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He's right though, isn't he?
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16th September 2005, 5:40pm
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Originally Posted by Devastator He's right though, isn't he? | You takin the piss? | |
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16th September 2005, 5:41pm
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#11 | | tear you apart
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Yes, although I love the man like a suspiciously tanned brother. I mean brother in the literal sense, I'm too white to use slang.
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16th September 2005, 5:45pm
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Originally Posted by Devastator Yes, although I love the man like a suspiciously tanned brother. I mean brother in the literal sense, I'm too white to use slang. | Ahh, got you now.
White people who use any black slang just sound ridiculous in my opinion.
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16th September 2005, 5:46pm
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#13 | | tear you apart
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Apart from JD in Scrubs, I like it when he does.
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16th September 2005, 5:47pm
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#14 | | White Noise.
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| Re: Kanye West is a bawsack
Kanye West is wack.
Holla'.
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16th September 2005, 5:49pm
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Originally Posted by Devastator Apart from JD in Scrubs, I like it when he does. | Channel 4 at 8pm, then.
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