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View Poll Results: Favourite Hole | |
Black Hole (region of incredibly dense matter with superpowerful gravity)
|     | 6 | 60.00% | |
Hole (the band)
|    | 0 | 0% | |
The Ozone Hole (nightmare of Friends of the Earth)
|    | 0 | 0% | |
Wookey Hole (shitey tourist attraction somewhere in England)
|    | 1 | 10.00% | |
Worm Hole (theoretically allows 'time travel')
|    | 2 | 20.00% | |
Man Hole (common street phenomenon)
|    | 0 | 0% | |
Common Hole (thing you dig in your garden)
| | 1 | 10.00% |
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20th September 2005, 12:25pm
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#1 | | Curiosity killed the twat SuperMod
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Dundee
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| Poll of Holes
Which is your favourite hole!!
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20th September 2005, 12:29pm
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#2 | | No as good as the boaby..
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20th September 2005, 12:32pm
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#3 | | King of the uncles!
Join Date: Nov 2004
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| Re: Poll of Holes
Black hole for me, pretty much the most ultimate thing ever.
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20th September 2005, 12:33pm
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#4 | | Frankly my dear.....  Editor
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| Re: Poll of Holes
Worm hole for me - time travel 
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20th September 2005, 12:45pm
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#5 | | Curiosity killed the twat SuperMod
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| Re: Poll of Holes
Black Holes for me. Black holes are just a whole shit-load of awesome.
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20th September 2005, 12:49pm
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#6 | | No as good as the boaby..
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| Re: Poll of Holes
I think you missed out a certain hole i personally hold dearest.... | |
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20th September 2005, 12:51pm
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#7 | | Frankly my dear..... Editor
Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Paradise City
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| Re: Poll of Holes
That was what I feared from the poll of holes.
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20th September 2005, 12:53pm
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#8 | | No as good as the boaby..
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arisaig, Fort William
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| Re: Poll of Holes
id expected the thread to have been pounced upon by forumers much wittier than me with that obvious one. | |
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20th September 2005, 12:57pm
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#9 | | Curiosity killed the twat SuperMod
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| Re: Poll of Holes
You wouldn't be referring to the 'birth canal', would you? I should have put that next to the 'Man Hole' entry, as "Woman Hole".
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20th September 2005, 1:24pm
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#10 | | ShakingTheDisease SuperMod
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ptolomea
Posts: 19,649
| Re: Poll of Holes
ManHole is the name of a pornographic magazine for gay men, i have been told 
i think this would be my favourite hole:
Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.
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20th September 2005, 1:29pm
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#11 | | into shit and piss
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Uranus
Posts: 349
| Re: Poll of Holes
what about the extra 'love' holes that necrophelia fans make in their victims/lovers?
Last edited by Krocktopus; 20th September 2005 at 1:31pm.
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21st September 2005, 10:38am
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#12 | | King of the uncles!
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Originally Posted by Andy Temple what about the extra 'love' holes that necrophelia fans make in their victims/lovers? | Ah, I could tell you all about that.
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21st September 2005, 12:18pm
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#13 | | into shit and piss
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is there any particular spot you'd recommend to an enthusiastic amateur necropheliac for maximum pleasurisation? | |
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21st September 2005, 5:42pm
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#14 | | King of the uncles!
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| Re: Poll of Holes
The graveyard at the top of the Perth Road in Dundee is pretty good for picking/digging up dates for the night. Im up there reguarly grinding with the slime-ing. Best to do it in the summer evenings though instead of the winter because its difficult to maintain the intensity of your root when your mate is freezing cold. Having said that, bring a clothes peg with you for your nose as the warm evening sun tends to stink things up a bit, especially if you pull a veteran! Hope that helps.
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