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View Poll Results: Favourite Body Fluid? | |
Blood
|     | 7 | 50.00% | |
Lymph
|    | 0 | 0% | |
Semen
|    | 1 | 7.14% | |
Urine
|    | 1 | 7.14% | |
Bartholin’s Gland Secretions
|    | 3 | 21.43% | |
Cytoplasm
|    | 2 | 14.29% | |
Sweat
| | 0 | 0% | |
Sebum
| | 0 | 0% | |
Mucus
| | 2 | 14.29% |
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27th January 2006, 3:11pm
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#16 | | Registered User
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| Re: Favourite Body Fluid
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Originally Posted by LesMTS  That is the secretion of the Bartholin's gland. It doesn't have a name as far as I am aware. Sexual prejudice seems to extend to the naming of body fluids. | Tsk, eh?
I like the term "Ladyjuice", though.
I think it'll be my word of the day. | 
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27th January 2006, 3:12pm
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#17 | | tired and emotional Editor
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| Re: Favourite Body Fluid
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Originally Posted by TheChildcatcher Diarrhea. One of my pet hates, there (the spelling diarrhea incorrectly, not the condition/state of bowel evacuation) | Give him a break, it is a tough one! I always thought it was spelled diarrhoea.
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27th January 2006, 3:13pm
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#18 | | Registered User
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Originally Posted by TheChildcatcher Diarrhea. One of my pet hates, there (the spelling diarrhea incorrectly, not the condition/state of bowel evacuation) |
You see, I thought "diarrhea" was just one of those American simplifications, with "dihorreah" being the 'proper' one.
Whatever it is*, it's still a fluid that should be up there on the list. Natch.
*And I strongly suspect you're right about it. So well done, there. | |
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27th January 2006, 3:15pm
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#19 | | The Car Crash Set
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| Re: Favourite Body Fluid
I had to go for blood as I am a big wuss and the others all give me the dry boke for some reason. | |
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27th January 2006, 3:16pm
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#20 | | Meat Festival
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| Re: Favourite Body Fluid
'Diarrhea' is the main entry, but it can also be spelled 'diarrhoea', if you fancy a spot of that.
Granted, not many do.
__________________ Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Dario It's not easy being greasy, you know. | | |
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27th January 2006, 3:18pm
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#21 | | tired and emotional Editor
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Originally Posted by TheCastrator Tsk, eh?
I like the term "Ladyjuice", though.
I think it'll be my word of the day. | I thought milp was the societal consensus.
That's a thread in itself though - "What do you call lubricatory vaginal secretions?"
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27th January 2006, 3:18pm
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Originally Posted by TheChildcatcher 'Diarrhea' is the main entry, but it can also be spelled 'diarrhoea', if you fancy a spot of that.
Granted, not many do. | #It comes out your bum, like a bullet from a gun, diarrhoea, diarrhoea#
#It comes out your bum like Pedigree Chum, diarrhoea, diarrhoea#
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<Dances>
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27th January 2006, 3:20pm
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#23 | | Commander
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| Re: Favourite Body Fluid
Guiness Pebbledash 
__________________  *Gave Sephiroth the Black Materia*...SHITE! | |
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27th January 2006, 3:21pm
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#24 | | Meat Festival
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| Re: Favourite Body Fluid
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Originally Posted by TheCastrator #It comes out your bum, like a bullet from a gun, diarrhoea, diarrhoea#
#It comes out your bum like Pedigree Chum, diarrhoea, diarrhoea# | It was the best of times, it was the filthiest of times.
__________________ Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Dario It's not easy being greasy, you know. | | |
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27th January 2006, 3:21pm
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#25 | | Registered User
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Originally Posted by LesMTS That's a thread in itself though - "What do you call lubricatory vaginal secretions?" | Hm. I think so too.
I know of many names; most of them twee. It's a tragedy. | |
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27th January 2006, 3:22pm
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#26 | | tired and emotional Editor
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Originally Posted by TheCastrator Hm. I think so too.
I know of many names; most of them twee. It's a tragedy. | I think the one deemed proper in formal situations is 'fanny batter'.
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27th January 2006, 3:23pm
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Originally Posted by TheChildcatcher It was the best of times, it was the filthiest of times. | The coining of the word "Dia-lumpus" for 'lumpy diarrhoea' by the class troublemaker, Mark, was a stroke of God-like genius. | |
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27th January 2006, 3:25pm
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#28 | | Registered User
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Originally Posted by LesMTS I think the one deemed proper in formal situations is 'fanny batter'. | Mm. Beautiful.
And now you have me thinking of other things to call it.
Minge drippings.
Cuntjam.
etc. | |
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27th January 2006, 3:26pm
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#29 | | Meat Festival
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| Re: Favourite Body Fluid
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Originally Posted by LesMTS I think the one deemed proper in formal situations is 'fanny batter'. | Indeed. All the propriety and decorum of The Fat Slags is yours, right there.
__________________ Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Dario It's not easy being greasy, you know. | | |
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27th January 2006, 3:28pm
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#30 | | tired and emotional Editor
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Originally Posted by TheCastrator Mm. Beautiful.
And now you have me thinking of other things to call it.
Minge drippings.
Cuntjam.
etc. | I'd make a thread but Andy would have it down in a matter of picoseconds for 'lowering the tone of the messageboard' or something. Just like my 'where is your favourite place to masturbate' poll. He is a worrisome fellow at times. Quote:
Originally Posted by TheChildcatcher Indeed. All the propriety and decorum of The Fat Slags is yours, right there. | Well, it is the term used in my medical textbooks.
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