Favourite Body Fluid

[LesMTS]

I think its proved that all the forum 'science geeks' are really really stupid

they dont even consider puke a bodily fluid....

Although most science geeks probably dont get the chance to exchange them very often, so i can see why they have little knowledge of the topic

Science fucking rules. I think puke is essentially chyme though (depending on what definition of 'chyme' you have). I don't think it is a body fluid but it certainly contains a bunch of them. The seriousness of the debate on here and accusations of 'not having thought the poll through properly' (which I guess is correct, if pedantic) seem to suggest that the intended frivolity of the thread has been somewhat sidestepped.
In response to your second point, science graduates are sexual powerhouses of unmatched virility. Especially those who studied anatomy.

[Potatojunkie]

'Diarrhea' is the main entry, but it can also be spelled 'diarrhoea', if you fancy a spot of that.
Granted, not many do.

If you take the time to consult a dictionary not written in crayon, you'll find that "diarrhea" is, in fact, the rubbish American spelling.

"diarrhoea or esp US diarrhea: NOUN frequent and copious discharge of abnormally liquid faeces.

C16 from Late Latin, from Greek diarrhoia, from diarrhein to flow through, from dia- + rhein to flow."

There's a thought.

*looks up "Rhein"*

No etymology? You've let me down, Collins.

[Frankie LiDeo]

American English is is still valid, whereas 'dihorreah' is not.

[LesMTS]

OOOOOFFFT!!! Handbags out!

[Frankie LiDeo]

That bitch'll get the back of my hand across his face in a minute.

[LesMTS]

Can I sell tickets?

[Frankie LiDeo]

If you put your mind to it, I don't see why not.

[LesMTS]

If you put your mind to it, I don't see why not.

Ho-ho-and, again-ho.

I'm absolutely bored out of my tits but lack any inspiration with which to design even a semi-interesting thread. What a loser. Maybe it's because I watched Big Brother last night (the shame) and the warnings put forth by the self-appointed intelligentsia that it would 'rot my brain' had their roots deeper in fact than I had realised.
It's more than 5 hours before I can even start to think about getting drunk.

[Frankie LiDeo]

My apologies, LesMTS, that was a 'mum' joke.

Similarly bored, but not so impeded on the booze front. It's Saturday, man! Why deny yourself the remedy? Martyr!

[Potatojunkie]

That bitch'll get the back of my hand across his face in a minute.

Leave my face out of this. I'll bribe you with embarrassing photos of Stephen.

[Frankie LiDeo]

I'm picturing Moe Syslak rasping ''Not the face''!

Much as I like embarrassing photographs, I'm good.

[LesMTS]

That was a "Mr Logic out of Viz" joke.
Lamentably, my employers have it as their solid conviction that my consuming C2H5OH is somehow detrimental to my "productivity". This is, of course, nonsense and a bizarre delusion. I find that after having my brain softened by this particular organic toxin my confidence in my abilities and aptitude for various tasks tends to rise exponentially.

[Frankie LiDeo]

It hadn't occured to me in my infinite stupidity that you may actually be working.
Perhaps it's that I'm a thoughtless unemployed twit. Or possibly I was mislead by the frequency and puerility of your posts. Assumed you were a bum.

[LesMTS]

I'm only ever on this here thing when I'm at work. Or sometimes when I'm at Uni, but mainly at work.

[Frankie LiDeo]

I'm only ever on this here thing when I'm at work. Or sometimes when I'm at Uni, but mainly at work.

What important business are you charged with?