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[LesMTS]

Originally Posted by TheChildcatcher

What important business are you charged with?

I deal with complaints for a large supermarket chain. When they have been escalated past a point where the local store can deal with them, we take over. Hours of boredom dealing with shit about broken biscuits or lack of checkouts punctuated by rare oases of interesting and/or scandalous issues such as poisonous insects in fruit, terrorist threats etc. Soul destroying but it is paying for my education.

[Krocktopus]

are broken biscuits technically a faulty product?
surely the picture of whole, unbroken biscuits on the packaging is merely a serving suggestion.


Do you think you could say they were jigsaw biscuits. My mother did this with much success when myself and my siblings were wee, thus turning the potentially disasterous minefield that is broken biscuits into a an enjoyable and educational game which combined mental gymnastics with tasty nutritious snacking. I'd imagine treating your patrons as children is probably the most appropriate plan of action in your current profession.