Gwar - Page 2

*LesMTS* · 9th February 2006, 6:09pm

Is it GWAR or is it a "Hen Night" in Dundee's hilltown....

Frankie LiDeo · 9th February 2006, 6:17pm

Cadidates for Barbie's next beau? Ken was monumentally dull and Blaine, though a bit edgier, was intellectually lacking (I'm guessing. He surfed.)

*LesMTS* · 9th February 2006, 6:19pm

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Originally Posted by TheChildcatcher

Cadidates for Barbie's next beau? Ken was monumentally dull and Blaine, though a bit edgier, was intellectually lacking (I'm guessing. He surfed.)

Well, if I was female that's what I'd find sexy.
Surely, though, those weapons are impractical.

Frankie LiDeo · 9th February 2006, 6:25pm

It's all very well to bitch about them on an internet forum, I'll give you a tenner if you devote your life to harassing them, sending abusive mail, attacking them physically, despite the restraining order you're to incur.

Bunnylingus · 9th February 2006, 10:25pm

They like the old baddies off Power Rangers.

Only better, and more expensive.

Krocktopus · 10th February 2006, 11:24am

I have a Gwar song on a compilation called Fish Fuck. i think it goes something like 'Fish fuck baby ... I'm gonna fuck you with a fish' and then i think there is something about sticking a halibut up your butt (clever rhyming eh). quality

*LesMTS* · 10th February 2006, 12:00pm

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Originally Posted by Krocktopus

I have a Gwar song on a compilation called Fish Fuck. i think it goes something like 'Fish fuck baby ... I'm gonna fuck you with a fish'

This post might be the best combination of 27 words possible in the English language. If 'Gwar' counts as a word that is. If not then read as '....best 26 words...'

*LesMTS* · 10th February 2006, 12:40pm

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Originally Posted by TheChildcatcher

It's all very well to bitch about them on an internet forum, I'll give you a tenner if you devote your life to harassing them, sending abusive mail, attacking them physically, despite the restraining order you're to incur.

It's already my hobby. Where can I collect my tenner?

Frankie LiDeo · 10th February 2006, 12:53pm

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Originally Posted by LesMTS

It's already my hobby. Where can I collect my tenner?

A mere 'hobby' isn't quite devotion now, is it? I'll need to see your certificate for dropping out of your uni course, and bus/train/plane tickets matching their tour schedule. Also, police reports.
You can have £2.00 immediately, as a show of faith, to get you started.

*LesMTS* · 10th February 2006, 1:01pm

I like the way GWAR promote their gigs.

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Fresh from their glorious participation in the ultra-sick Sounds of the Underground tour, everybody's favorite Antarctican war-gods will crush the cities of man one by one until the people of Earth are reduced to quivering piles of molten flesh. Rumors of a hideous summoning abound, and the great beast T-Rex GOR GOR stirs in his subterranean lair. Harnessing their gore-flecked war machines, GWAR returns with a devastating 20th anniversary tour, damning all humankind to an eternal doom of pus-drenched necro-bestial nasal violation!

Antarctican war-gods, eh?

Frankie LiDeo · 10th February 2006, 1:03pm

You'll receive the rest in installments. Remember: this is a whole of life policy, if you neglect your work, you'll get much less than the ten pounds offered, and nothing in the early years.

*LesMTS* · 10th February 2006, 1:07pm

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Originally Posted by TheChildcatcher

You'll receive the rest in installments. Remember: this is a whole of life policy, if you neglect your work, you'll get much less than the ten pounds offered, and nothing in the early years.

I love the way Viz lampoons these kind of adverts.
"In debt? No money? A loan from us will turn your hair white and bankrupt you. Please fill out the form: Dear Sirs, I am almost broke, help finish me off. Signed:_________"

I'm a little worried if I raise my interest in stalking GWAR from hobby to devotion I may come a cropper of one of those terrifying weapons that they sport.

Frankie LiDeo · 10th February 2006, 1:10pm

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Originally Posted by LesMTS

Well, if I was female that's what I'd find sexy.
Surely, though, those weapons are impractical.

So that was just internet bravado?

*LesMTS* · 10th February 2006, 1:13pm

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Originally Posted by TheChildcatcher

So that was just internet bravado?

No, I was looking for re-assurance. In the same way someone might say "Surely, though, I can't get a tapeworm in this country, can I?"

Krocktopus · 10th February 2006, 3:50pm

Yeah dude you'd need to watch you dont end up with an eternal doom of pus-drenched necro-bestial nasal violation!

coz u know thats gonna sting in the morning