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10th February 2006, 4:21pm
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#31 | | Meat Festival
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| Re: Gwar
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Originally Posted by Krocktopus  Yeah dude you'd need to watch you dont end up with an eternal doom of pus-drenched necro-bestial nasal violation!
coz u know thats gonna sting in the morning | Chicks dig eternal doom of pus-drenched necro-bestial nasal violation.
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10th February 2006, 5:04pm
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#32 | | into shit and piss
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| Re: Gwar
I'd heard that, but I thought it was just an urban myth.
I'll suggest an eternal doom of pus-drenched necro-bestial nasal violation if I happen to meet any at the pub later. | |
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11th February 2006, 1:22pm
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#33 | | Fattly Drawn Boy Editor
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| Re: Gwar
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Originally Posted by Krocktopus I'd heard that, but I thought it was just an urban myth.
I'll suggest an eternal doom of pus-drenched necro-bestial nasal violation if I happen to meet any at the pub later. | Cosmopolitan are running an excellent article named "Eternal Doom of Pus-Drenched Necro-Bestial Nasal Violation and You". It really captures the eternal doom of pus-drenched necro-bestial nasal violation zeitgeist.
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13th February 2006, 11:17am
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#34 | | into shit and piss
Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Uranus
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| Re: Gwar
Yo! the correct lyrics for Fish Fuck are as follow ...
Fish fuck baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish
Gonna take a river carp
And ram it up your butt
You slut ...
You whore ...
Why are you my mom?
Why are you my mom?
Why are you my mom?
Why are you my mom? | |
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13th February 2006, 11:20am
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#35 | | Fattly Drawn Boy Editor
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Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Dundee
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| Re: Gwar
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Originally Posted by Krocktopus Yo! the correct lyrics for Fish Fuck are as follow ...
Fish fuck baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish
Gonna take a river carp
And ram it up your butt
You slut ...
You whore ...
Why are you my mom?
Why are you my mom?
Why are you my mom?
Why are you my mom? | I don't think I'm ever going to stop laughing at this.
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13th February 2006, 11:58am
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#36 | | Fattly Drawn Boy Editor
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| Re: Gwar
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Originally Posted by Krocktopus Yo! the correct lyrics for Fish Fuck are as follow ...
Fish fuck baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish
Gonna take a river carp
And ram it up your butt
You slut ...
You whore ...
Why are you my mom?
Why are you my mom?
Why are you my mom?
Why are you my mom? | Are you sure you haven't mixed this up with a Shakespearian sonnet?
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13th February 2006, 12:09pm
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#37 | | Meat Festival
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| Re: Gwar
They're rhapsodizing about my life there. This is starting to scare me now. How could they express humanity's fundamental state so succinctly and yes, beautifully where others have failed?
I'm weeping.
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Originally Posted by Dario It's not easy being greasy, you know. | | |
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13th February 2006, 2:02pm
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#38 | | Fattly Drawn Boy Editor
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| Re: Gwar
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Originally Posted by TheChildcatcher They're rhapsodizing about my life there. This is starting to scare me now. How could they express humanity's fundamental state so succinctly and yes, beautifully where others have failed?
I'm weeping. | I felt a similar pang of empathy when I first heard their song 'Babyraper', it goes a little something like this; Babyraper, sperm creator
Hulking, brutish masturbator
Babyraper, emasculator
Fleshy flap valve navigator
Never leave me,
Babyraper
Melted cum ejaculator
Spackled filth evaporator
High colonic spackulator the
Babyraper the Babyraper
My quest for sex consumes all my life
Being a god I do what i like I know it hurts you when I fuck a child
Cum-sumed with cumming I've simply gone wild
Drinking and drowning in lakes full of lust
I'll still jerk off even when I cum dust
My sex is my hatred
My penis a tool
My balls are imploding I'm playing the fool
My butt crack is folding
The crap that it's holding I heap it all over the stool
Oh, Babyraper I'm the fucking
Babyraper I'm the guy who stiffed the waiter
Mangled public flagellator
Turgid bowel exaggerator
Fleshy flap-valved gladiator
I'm off to look up 'spackulator' in the Oxford English....
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13th February 2006, 2:07pm
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#39 | | Meat Festival
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| Re: Gwar
I totally see that.
Shame the powers that be don't allow a lengthier custom title/description, for that poem describes you toe to tip.
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29th August 2006, 5:04pm
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#40 | | Meat Festival
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| Re: Gwar
Jerry Springer tackles The Issues in this formidably sober interview with GWAR: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtiTZ2WS3Fg&NR
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29th August 2006, 5:11pm
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#41 | | Larger Than Life
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| Re: Gwar
*puts on 'I've seen GWAR and survived!' shirt*
Al
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1st September 2006, 6:19pm
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#42 | | The Zookeeper's Boy
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| Re: Gwar
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Originally Posted by LesMTS
Cum-sumed with cumming I've simply gone wild
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1st September 2006, 6:43pm
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#43 | | Punisher Moderator
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| Re: Gwar
Thank fuck this was bumped or I'd have missed GWAR on Jerry.
I mind seeing them on Collin's Sleazy Friends back in the day. They were across from some porn star talking shit about shagging her.
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1st September 2006, 7:10pm
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#44 | | Punisher Moderator
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| Re: Gwar
GWAR on Joan Rivers is one of the better GWAR interviews.
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