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9th February 2006, 11:30am
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#1 | | Fattly Drawn Boy Editor
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| Gwar
I wish I was in GWAR.
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9th February 2006, 11:45am
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#2 | | Fattly Drawn Boy Editor
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| Re: Gwar
Amazing
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9th February 2006, 11:47am
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#3 | | Fattly Drawn Boy Editor
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Andy, why don't we look like this?
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9th February 2006, 11:52am
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#4 | | doon satans alley.
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| Re: Gwar
Because the local high school wont lend you their art projects?
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9th February 2006, 11:58am
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Any band that can have this written in their biography is worthy of my respect; Quote:
Slymenstra Hymen is GWAR's female vocalist & dancer. She is perhaps best known for fire dancing during the song, "Horror of Yig".
Slymenstra sings on almost every GWAR album between Hell-O and Violence Has Arrived, whether it be as backup, in a duet, or solo. She has also lent her songwriting talents to America Must Be Destroyed, with album-closer "Pussy Planet."
There is a tension between Slymenstra and Oderus Urungus (vocals). Though much of it is the relationship between an Amazon-type woman and an ultra-misogynistic demigod, there is apparently great sibling rivalry. This is explored further in "Fire In The Loins," a Slymenstra-Oderus duet on RagNaRok.
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9th February 2006, 12:00pm
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#6 | | Meat Festival
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You could adorn yourself with such spectacular costume, and hope the others follow suit.
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9th February 2006, 12:01pm
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#7 | | doon satans alley.
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Papier mache's fairly easy to make y'know.
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9th February 2006, 12:02pm
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Originally Posted by TheChildcatcher  You could adorn yourself with such spectacular costume, and hope the others follow suit. | The triceratops heads as shoulder pads are a nice touch, if a little too subtle.
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9th February 2006, 12:05pm
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#9 | | Better not to err
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I wish you were in Gwar. | |
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9th February 2006, 12:10pm
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#10 | | Meat Festival
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Originally Posted by LesMTS The triceratops heads as shoulder pads are a nice touch, if a little too subtle. | Well, they're in a difficult position. They need to strike an equipoise between excitement, romance, charm and dignity.
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9th February 2006, 12:13pm
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Originally Posted by TheChildcatcher Well, they're in a difficult position. | This applies to both the band (because of what you just said) and to the triceratops heads, with respect to that gentleman sporting the garb of some roman (?) warrior. It's all fun and games until someone losses an eye.
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9th February 2006, 12:25pm
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Well, I assumed you'd have a plethora of health and safety officers.
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9th February 2006, 12:34pm
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Originally Posted by TheChildcatcher Well, I assumed you'd have a plethora of health and safety officers. | I've never met a health and safety officer but their influence is felt everywhere. They must be some kind of nebulous, gaseous life form or higher intelligence. I couldn't get my work done this morning because of what is dictated by these ubiquitous entities.
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9th February 2006, 12:48pm
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#14 | | Frankly my dear.....  Editor
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You probably have met a Health & Safety officer without knowing. Like in a pub/cinema where it is just a nominated worker. They are not uncommon.
Ant would look great in a costume like that. Martin might need something a little less cumbersome though?
I can't see Andy wanting to wear one, but you could get away with costumes by ensuring you are behind him at all times 
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9th February 2006, 12:55pm
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#15 | | Made in the 80's.
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This is making me want to make dodgy jokes relating to Empire Records, but I can't think of any.
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