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12th November 2002, 9:26am
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#1 | | From Myth To Laughter
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Whitby, Ontario
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| "This is Cuff, this is Scruff, I'm..."
Every gig we play, after the first song or two I introduce the band with the line 'This is Cuff, this is Scruff...' (while pointing at John and Jamie), then '...I'm...' something random and stupid....
Some examples of introductions I can remember doing; 'This is Cuff, this is Scruff, I'm Chuck Wagonwheel...'
'This is Cuff, this is Scruff, I'm stinking...'
'This is Cuff, this is Scruff, I'm no' fucking well so leave me alone...'
'This is Cuff, this is Scruff, I'm too old for this shit...'
These introductions weren't intentional but now they amuse me no end so I guess they're part of the MiNUS3 live experience now...
So, since I'm so stupid and unimaginative, anyone got any other ideas for stupid introductions for myself?
Be as offensive as you like... best answer wins a night with an Australian.  | 
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19th November 2002, 11:17am
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#2 | | back from beyond
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: A field in banff
Posts: 757
| how about this is cuff, this is scruff, i'm meech ?
when i do get my night with the australian ?
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19th November 2002, 1:48pm
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#3 | | Auf Wiedersehen
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: On the Radio
Posts: 18,774
| 'This is Cliff, this is Scruff, I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU... FIRE!'
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When I woke up, mom and dad are rolling on the couch.
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out. | |
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19th November 2002, 7:14pm
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#4 | | PINGER !
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Downtown Govan !
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| cliff ? | |
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20th November 2002, 9:18am
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#5 | | From Myth To Laughter
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Whitby, Ontario
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| Quote: Originally posted by Cuff Daddy
cliff ? | Haha... sorry John, that's a running joke that started because of this thread... feel free to poke Posh in the eye with a fork. Quote: Originally posted by cowarse
i'm meech ? | Genius, man, genius!!! | |
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21st November 2002, 9:42am
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#6 | | From Myth To Laughter
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Whitby, Ontario
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| Quote: Originally posted by cowarse
how about this is cuff, this is scruff, i'm meech ? | And so it was done. Wish I'd seen the look on Meech's face when he asked you if I just said I was him, Dave... | |
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21st November 2002, 1:47pm
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#7 | | back from beyond
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: A field in banff
Posts: 757
| it truly was ace !!
he looked like a confused 8 yr old as he turned and and said,
"did he just say he was me?"
he was even more confused when i said,
"err yes"
ace !!!!!!!
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21st November 2002, 2:32pm
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#8 | | From Myth To Laughter
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Whitby, Ontario
Posts: 4,005
| Class... I can see me getting unholy amounts of grief from him next time he's drunk, though... | |
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