Minus 3 has been at the centre of a mass scandal in the united states. The Scottish punk band is believed to be part of a Mexican money-laundering porn empire.
Sales assistant Chantel Jackson, 46, was listening to her favorite minus 3 album at home when her daughter pointed out that if you spell the bassist and singer's name backwards, it makes a common cuss word.
" I did done see it there wi' ma own eyes. i did not want to believe a word but i as I looked it became clear. Cuff... the puzzle was solved. It made FFUC. I immediately felt obliged to FFUC the next mens I did done see......."
Millions of parents across america have burned their Minus3 merchandise since realizing that the 'bunch o' fives' album was actually a crude reference to masturbation.
Emil Frybourgh, 23, is a tragic victim of the evil scheme. " Once I'd listened to their album a couple of times I started feeling 'urges' to touch myself.
Then I was chugging 2, 3 even 4 times a day. By then I was hooked........................ [r].............Now I'm $40 in debt cos I spent all my money on Mexican porn mags.........Minus 3 should be ashamed of themselves.... "[/r]
Emil.................Angry[r]Psychologist Dr. Peter D. Bornstrome says the magnetic influces of sedated
porn temptation could affect anyone at any age. " The generic term for this condition is
'Don't-stop-till-you-get-enough syndrome'. I believe personally that the 'club international'
record these boys play is particularly dangerous. .... hmm red hot teens...
er, er, where is the gents's ? ...... "[/r]
