Minus3's festive frolics

[Cuff Daddy]

gday folks, this thread is dedicated to some festive joke to get us in the mood for christmas and santa etc.......

so how about posting some festive jokes to get us in tyhe mood,

i'll start the ball rolling and visitors can leave a jokes to do with yuletide etc.


"Two snow men are standing together in a garden, and one turns to the other one and says...............Do you smell carrots. "

boom boom

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[Cuff Daddy]

hey ive got another one for you all,

why has santa got such a big sack................cause he only cums once a year...

c'mon dont be shy.

[Posh]

What do Santa Claus and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both like to empty their sack in small boy's rooms.



They also both like to come down small boy's chimneys.

[Stu]

In the vein of this fine festive season's cold weather...

What's blue and kills old people?

Hypothermia.