I'm just like Superman!!!

[Stu]

To the normal world, I'm just another bespectacled office worker in a shirt and tie and a tendancy to be clumsy. Just like Clark Kent... no-one would ever suspect my secret identity. Except I work in an IT department of a shitty debt collection Glasgow, not for a major newspaper in Metropolis.

Then, I step into a phone box... and become my super-hero alter ego! Except, instead of a cape round my neck, a big bright 'S' and a pair of pants outside my trousers, I wear the badge of the Ramones on my chest, and strap a guitar round my neck... and not to fight crime, but to fight against bland, generic nu-metal bands and poor chart music with riff after riff after motherfucking riff!

I'm still a clumsy arse, though.

But the fact remains... the parallels between me and Superman are frightening.

Did I mention I'm bored?

Did I also mention I'm a cock?

[Stu]

This is the saddest thing I've ever read.

*hangs head in shame*

[sharpe1012002]

i fear the boy copland has been hanging around with barlow too much

[Posh]

I'm gonna bump this fifty times a day so you can't escape from it.

[Stu]

... though I could moderate your ass...

Or just delete it.

Anyhow... on Mondays and Thursdays, I'm more like Wonder Woman.