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26th March 2003, 5:50pm
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#16 | | Easily led
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Glasgow (seeking asylum, so be nice ok)
Posts: 87
| Bet you wish you hadn't asked now, Posh.
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Originally Posted by Stu
Well, I don't really tell people this but sometimes, when I'm left alone in the flat, I dress in all Meech's clothes and walk around the flat pretending to be him. | | 
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27th March 2003, 1:19am
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#17 | | Lost at the Lost & Found
Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Lanarkshire
Posts: 958
| Believe me i wish i could not remmber this Much Data, but if i read somthing 3 times it is stuck there Forever.
So Imagine what i have stuck in my head since i went to a cathlic Primary School
Yes Parts of the Bible Ingrained in my skull
It is a curse | |
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27th March 2003, 10:45pm
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#18 | | PINGER !
Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Downtown Govan !
Posts: 997
| ted nugent rocks | |
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27th March 2003, 11:01pm
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#19 | | Lost at the Lost & Found
Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Lanarkshire
Posts: 958
| Want to buy my Ted Nugent cd coz i got one of his albums and i am not a fan | |
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28th March 2003, 3:10am
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#20 | | Take me to hospital
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Depends who'll have me
Posts: 1,145
| Quote: Originally posted by Stu
I've seen some great bands (especially locally) make a shambling embarrasment of themselves, just because they went a bit over-the-top with the pre-show drinking, and it's a shame.
| *Looks the other way*
What? Sorry? What was that, Stu? Can't hear you...
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I hate music
Sometimes I don't
I hate music
It's got too many notes | |
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28th March 2003, 1:00pm
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#21 | | Lost at the Lost & Found
Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Lanarkshire
Posts: 958
| (In case you're having issues with your beer, I've provided some helpful hints for your convenience. No need to thank me, just buy us a beer.)
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror
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SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.
SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in. FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar. | |
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28th March 2003, 1:08pm
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#22 | | slippy baby
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,807
| christ
__________________ I'm in love with your sick machine  Levolora | |
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28th March 2003, 2:58pm
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#23 | | Auf Wiedersehen
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: On the Radio
Posts: 18,774
| I really want a beer now.
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When I woke up, mom and dad are rolling on the couch.
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out. | |
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28th March 2003, 3:02pm
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#24 | | Lost at the Lost & Found
Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Lanarkshire
Posts: 958
| I have had 6 pints of cyder and Black current, 4 Beers and 3 green thingys those side kicks crap
and a big lunch i feel so fucking unwell
my legs hurt and i cant remmber the movie i saw to well 
Nothing to do but post here and, oh god I can not stop drinking why did Dave introduce me to Drink | |
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28th March 2003, 3:05pm
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#25 | | Auf Wiedersehen
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: On the Radio
Posts: 18,774
| That is actually quite a lot to have consumed by 3pm...
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When I woke up, mom and dad are rolling on the couch.
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out. | |
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28th March 2003, 3:11pm
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#26 | | Lost at the Lost & Found
Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Lanarkshire
Posts: 958
| Just ignore me I got my day mixed up, i was in really early 7am
I think by 10.30 i had been at haddows and got a pizza and was then in the bar briefly at "Ugi" is it.
Got removed Politely for eating Pizza.
They did not spot the drink, Went to Easy
Went To Borders
Went To Easy
then back to collegue to get free net
What time is it now
3 .20 not bad timing
Last edited by Tanaka; 28th March 2003 at 3:17pm.
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28th March 2003, 3:16pm
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#27 | | Auf Wiedersehen
Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: On the Radio
Posts: 18,774
| I love 'Daredevil', I think I might go see it again tomorrow... I'm just a big comics geek at heart. I also love Jennifer Garner, more than is healthy.
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When I woke up, mom and dad are rolling on the couch.
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out. | |
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28th March 2003, 3:19pm
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#28 | | Lost at the Lost & Found
Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Lanarkshire
Posts: 958
| Quote: Originally posted by EvilRockPosh
I love 'Daredevil', I think I might go see it again tomorrow... I'm just a big comics geek at heart. I also love Jennifer Garner, more than is healthy. |
Jennifer Garner ??? I am bad with names so i am going to use my Karma, hmmm The Tender Hot one who played Elektra
she was Very Hot when she Played a techno Goth in a Episode of Alias i dont like the show so i dont watch it
Dare Devil was cool i never read the DD comics until The New Dare Devil came about but was he not the original pretending he was a replacement
I am still trying to figure out why i went to see dare devil again and not equilbrium, does not matter i was removed
thats twice now | |
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