| The Barlow Street Team TM
Following on the success of the MiNUS THREE Street team TM, I have decided to create an army of my own.
The Barlow Street Team TM will be a group of willing volunteers who will tirelessly carry out the most mundane of my tasks, and in return I will furnish them with old tee vests and empty Irn Bru cans.
Duties will include, feeding me, attending work on my behalf, entering me in Readers Digest Prize draws and selling sports socks at Maryhill shopping centre.
I'm relying on YOU guys to make this work. Sure I can do the lazy part all by myself, but if you guys don't do the dirty work, then it's just pointless.
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