| Happy Cuffday
Happy Birthday John, AKA Cuff, AKA Cuff Daddy, AKA Cuffalog, AKA John, not AKA Cuffy cos that's gay. 25 years old today, give or take 345 years! Everyone, show him yer boobs as a present (that means you too, Posh... these giant nipples really have me intrigued), can't think of anything he'd rather have.
John celebrated in style this year by poofing out of every night out going. Talk about getting old, by the time he's 26 you know he'll be doing nothing but bumming around the house in "lounge pants" and comfy baffies, drinking tea and smoking a pipe!
(Sort of like me, then) | 
