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Old 25th March 2008, 1:33pm  
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El Orfanato (The Orphanage)

For years I’d heard a lot about how George Sluizer’s Spoorloos (The Vanishing) was a classic horror film. Everything I’d heard about it—from its telling of a story through its characters, its sense of forboding, the way it played on your own personal fears—coloured me intrigued. I finally saw it two days ago and enjoyed it, no doubt, but it didn’t strike me as this classic horror film I’d been expecting. El Orfanato (The Orphanage) delivers in spades.

So take a little of Don’t Look Now, The Haunting, The Others and Ringu. Mix them up in with other ingredients, like the look of...
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Old 26th March 2008, 10:38pm  
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Shoulda used one of these two pics


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Old 26th March 2008, 10:39pm  
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Re: El Orfanato (The Orphanage)

I want to see this, I need two dates this week if anyone's keen.
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Re: El Orfanato (The Orphanage)

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It's a big pet peeve of mine, people going out their way to call a film by it's original title if it's in a foreign language.
"I say, old bean, did you see 'El Laberinto del fauno' last night?"
"Naw, I saw Pan's Labyrinth but".

As i say, it's pure pretentiousness. You don't see folk insisting on calling Die Hard 4 'Live Free Or Die Hard' just because that's its US title.
I think it generally comes down to laziness,ie whichever one has less syllables.
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it's a draw this time
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Re: El Orfanato (The Orphanage)

I didnt recognise it at first though - it's widely advertised as the orphanage.
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Re: El Orfanato

I enjoyed it (uneasy bladder {don't worry, lambs, it held} aside).

Critic or student, I don't know, but an amazing mind, sitting behind me, was helpfully opining on the relative prudence of the characters' actions; was able to predict unpleasant or suprising moments, by interpreting clues from music, expressions etc. the audience, without insider knowledge, was oblivious to. Was proven right almost immediately thereafter more than once.
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Re: El Orfanato (The Orphanage)

Probably had already downloaded it OFF THE INTERNET, seen it and just wanted to act smart and impress folk. The plan clearly worked.
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Re: El Orfanato (The Orphanage)

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Probably had already downloaded it OFF THE INTERNET, seen it and just wanted to act smart and impress folk. The plan clearly worked.
Sadly, it's not aailable in pirated form yet.
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Re: El Orfanato

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I enjoyed it (uneasy bladder {don't worry, lambs, it held} aside).

Critic or student, I don't know, but an amazing mind, sitting behind me, was helpfully opining on the relative prudence of the characters' actions; was able to predict unpleasant or suprising moments, by interpreting clues from music, expressions etc. the audience, without insider knowledge, was oblivious to. Was proven right almost immediately thereafter more than once.
There's nothing in the film you CAN'T see coming tho'. That's why it's so fucking good.
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Re: El Orfanato

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I enjoyed it (uneasy bladder {don't worry, lambs, it held} aside).

Critic or student, I don't know, but an amazing mind, sitting behind me, was helpfully opining on the relative prudence of the characters' actions; was able to predict unpleasant or suprising moments, by interpreting clues from music, expressions etc. the audience, without insider knowledge, was oblivious to. Was proven right almost immediately thereafter more than once.
I think I've also sat next to this modern Nostradamus once or twice.
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Re: El Orfanato (The Orphanage)

Yer erse, if it's out, it's available. In fact, it came out in Spain like 6 months ago, so I reckon it'll be out there somewhere.

Alternatively, my explanation still works if the person had simply already seen it in the pictures, but kept this info to themselves in order to appear knowledgeable.
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Re: El Orfanato (The Orphanage)

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Yer erse, if it's out, it's available. In fact, it came out in Spain like 6 months ago, so I reckon it'll be out there somewhere.

Alternatively, my explanation still works if the person had simply already seen it in the pictures, but kept this info to themselves in order to appear knowledgeable.
Nuht, not even a shitey camcorder version has appeared as yet.
There's sites like vcdquality that keep track of all the pirate releases out.
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Re: El Orfanato (The Orphanage)

yeah it's been out in the US for a wee while as well
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Re: El Orfanato (The Orphanage)

I think perhaps Justine has been misunderstood.

Not for the first time.
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In retrospect, my interpretation may have been rather on the glib side.
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