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24th April 2008, 7:53pm
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| Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis) If you know anything about this film or have read any reviews/interviews/synopses you will probably know that writer and star of the film, Jason Segel, appears naked. Full frontal naked, showing his penis in all it’s glory. The suggestion that a naked man crying having just had the love of his life (who he has been in a relationship for 5 years) leave him at the moment he stands clothe less in front of her as he suggests hot sex as being absolutely hilarious sets the tone for Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Clever this is not. Witty? Not at all. Vulgar humour is where it is at for most of the 2 hours that this films stretches to. Most, because as with far too many Hollywood films emotion, morals and a sense of doing the right thing appears to be what the big studios wants at the moment.
Segel plays Peter Bretter: the struggling slob of a musician who, having been unceremoniously dumped by his TV star girlfriend for an English rock star, flies to Hawaii to get over the break...
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25th April 2008, 6:55pm
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| | EVIL/NICE.
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| Re: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis) Quote:
Originally Posted by Devastator Slightly off-topic but Napoleon Dynamite is the exact opposite of films like this, that's the whole point of it.
Going to see this tonight YEAH. | Please expand? Seemed pretty mindless American fluff to me.
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26th April 2008, 2:42am
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| Re: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis) Meaning, Nap Dyn is good.
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26th April 2008, 2:45am
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| Re: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis) Quote:
Originally Posted by CHUCK LIDELOL Yep, he's a jokey, he's zany, he's wacky! He's basically everything I should hate, but I don't. I can't help it, he's charming and intelligent (when he wants to be). I need to read his book. I can absolutely see why people would hate him, I did too before I paid any attention to him. | His stand up is really intelligent, funny and just fucking great in general. Pretty much everything else he does is just wacky shit.
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26th April 2008, 2:57am
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| Re: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis) I kinda wanted to see this before I saw a clip of it on Jonathan Ross. Looks shite.
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26th April 2008, 3:08am
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| Re: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis) I watched Russell Brand's stand-up show on DVD in the interests of giving him a fair shout instead of just judging him on his tv work. It's fucking awful.
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26th April 2008, 4:22am
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| Re: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis) Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunnylingus He called his fucking autobiography 'My booky wook'. | What's wrong with a Clockwork Orange reference? |
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26th April 2008, 2:33pm
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| Re: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis) Nice, I didn't even realize it was one.
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26th April 2008, 6:42pm
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| Re: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis) The bird out that movie is astonishing.
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26th April 2008, 8:10pm
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| Re: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis) It's an excellent throwaway movie.
I don't normally like Russell Brand but I thought his comic timing in this was very good.
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27th April 2008, 8:27pm
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| Re: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis) Here, this completely changed my mind about Russel Brand. I didn't expect to enjoy this at all.
I legit have not laughed that much in fucking ages. Brilliant movie.
Also, did I mention: 
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27th April 2008, 11:57pm
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| Re: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis)
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28th April 2008, 12:10am
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| Re: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis) Heads kicked in.
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28th April 2008, 12:14pm
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| Re: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis) Quote:
Originally Posted by Draven Please expand? Seemed pretty mindless American fluff to me. | There's no sex, drugs, smoking, violence, swearing or any "gross out" stuff in Napoleon Dynamite. |
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28th April 2008, 12:26pm
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| Re: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis) I saw this on Saturday night. I thought it was great. I really enjoyed it. Brand wasn't bad either. He was basically a calm version of himself with a new name. Mila Kunis was stunning and although you could see it coming, I liked the plot etc. Good times.
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29th April 2008, 9:08pm
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| Re: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis) This film really isn't dumb. Apart from when it knows it is.
I was the only one in the cinema laughing at the scenes from 'Crime Scene', the CSI/Law & Order parody that Veronica Mars is in, though. Also stick around for a couple of minutes into the credits for a Jase Bateman cameo.
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